TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

TQ Eikha for reminding me about this funny lil story I've heard a couple years ago. Let's share it to others who never heard of "Tanjooberrymutts".

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel in China.

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
Room Service: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea.. meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"

JW

now i'm wordless..
there's a song in my head..
but i can't recall the title..
i can hear the music looping..
but i can't hum the rhythm..

it feels..
warm as a kiss..
a breeze of bliss..

thank you technology!

UNIFI

yea...the UNIFI service finally here in my area!!!

i want.. i want.. i want..!!!

the hell with ASTRO!

Motivasi Pagi

"Some of us have great runways already built for us. If you have one take off. But if you don't have one, realise it is your responsibility to grab a shovel and build one for yourself and for those who will follow after you."

- Amelia Earhart

Hii My Name Is...

Owh..I forgot to update that last Thurs : 27th July 2010, I bought myself a present!!
the sleek, hip and bold.. the 16gb Iphone 3Gs!!! yea! (klu xjahanam phone aritu mmg xbli kot..)
actually i'm waiting for Iphone 4..but it will cost around RM3 - 4k here in Malaysia. So I made up my mind after comparing it with 0ver 10 other smartphones on the market. except BBs!

Therefore, no more shopping for the month of august until RAYA!

Ramadhan is in a couple of days guys!! I'm really looking forward to it, to puasa in a new workplace..new friends..new bosses..it'll be a whole new experience!

P/S: I've changed my mobile num. If u want it. PM me in FB k

Go Go Power Rangers!!!

• Yes!! i'm back on my feet!

• Keep the rush comes..Go adrenaline!!

• Strive to be happy ;)

IMS

That must be it; reasons of this irritating hormones imbalance bla..bla..bla.. That caused:-

• anger
• anxiety
• hypersensitivity
• irritability

But that is for guys over 40s.. Fuck You hormones!! It just me. I'm having a serious breakdown here and i started to post something useless + meaningless (ade ke post yg truly useful??)..

The thing is.. I just want to write.. Just to clear off my mind from unnecessary distractions towards my goal(s).. Thank you for reading. Bye~

p/s: pc rosak..cilake pnye adware! sape ade cd windows?? xp/7?? pinjam jap.. vista xmo.vista suxx..same cmm blackberry..owh...btape anti nyer aku ngn blackberry!!!

Hanjink!

Yea!!

hp dh JAHANAM..Cibai!!!

dh 2x sbb ko hp aku bderai..BABI!!!

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It's My Way!!!

Before i start to blog i want to let u guys know that since my last post i've been quite busy with stuffs and plus i don't really have anything in mind to share about but now.. its time to free my mind of all the shit i've been through for the past months..

Hereby i quoted several of Limp Bizkit's songs as proxy of my thoughts. (thanks to a friend who reminded me of the songs which i don't listened for quite sometimes)

Nookie

why did i wait so long huh
to figure it out but i didn't
and i'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it
i can't believe that i could be deceived

My Way

You think you're special

You do
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it when you laugh at me
Look down on me
You walk around on me
Just one more fight
About your leadership
And I will straight up
Leave your shit
Cause I've had enough of this
And now I'm pissed!!

Just one more fight
And I'll be history
Yes I will straight up
Leave your shit
And you'll be the one who's left
Missing me..

This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way
It's my FUCKING way!!!

Take A Look Around

its kinda sad when u dont know the meaning..

Happy 24th

clock still ticking and today the digit goes 1 step up (again).

"aiyoo..sudah tua r lu!" - Rein
"dh bole2 kawin dh.." - Lin
"dh 24??! hmm.." - sape lg..the 1 n only r..my dad

to those who wished..many many many thanks guys!!

Perang Tongue Twister

ni sume kes ble otak dh senget..aku remixkn r ade 1 part lagu mantera beradu n aku ltak as status kt fb..1st time tu ade org ckp aku on crack..ish ish..dh mmg mental nk wt cmne E.haha!
2nd time ltk yg makin truk..jd medan perang lak dh..(nk upload printscreen xnmpk..so aku copy & paste je)

p/s: sblum bace klu leh dgr dlu mantera beradu bia dpt tune dia yg sbena.

Tue at 11:08pm


FF: pe brg ko sembang blkg padang tmpt perang bparang songsang acah2 abang badang dlm 1 kandang kuda belang terbang??

Asrul Afiq: sembang2 di hari petang turun jembalang berpedang.setakat badang yg bidang satu kangkang dah melayang???

FF: melayang layang kangkang si jembalang kongkang datang berpedang pandang-pandang si badang bkn sebarang badang yg pandai tunggang kuda belang terbang bak mai sebatang asam garam?

King Nasrul: asam garam dibawa belayar,berenang-renang kankang, bukan senang nk melayang-layang si jembalang badang..sedangkn satu kankang dh melayang,pe ntah lg dlm 1 kndg kuda belang terbng bersama layang-layang perang helang..dan bila tempat perang berparang songsng terbang melayang mengikut rentak irama sayang menusuk kedlm bayang-bayang..(ilham nas raver) jdilah ia sebagai AL-KENA IBNU KENA BIN KENABATANGAN BIN KENA PANDI KENA BIN PNDI KENA PANDI!!!..

FF: mmg malang badang bsembang pjg lalu terbang mninggalkn jembalang dan nasrul jalang bsama 24 ekor kuda belang bmain bowling padang dgn pertaruhan skotak dingdang

King Nasrul: lg malang dgn fezza si kaki tempang dilempang jembalang mnjdi jalang dicincang lalu dibuang kdlm balang di berak 24 ekor helang bau cm haram dan dikencing 70 ekor sibelang shingga jd pekasam dibakar jdi arang, diparang dan dipanggang..

FF: ko harus tahu yg pekasam helang haram dmkn jika dparang dgn parang pjg tp tidak utk nasrul si jalang yg suke helangnya dcincang dtambah dgn sedikit bawang katenya lg lemparkn berak harimau belang tgk ku tahan tgk ku halang bagai org kurang siuman itulah dia si nasrul gaban

King Nasrul: jgn dicabar ilmunya nasrul wahai fezza si jambang jalang jembalang kerana pabila diparang, dicincang, diserang, dia hanya kankang maka fezza jalang akn terbang melayang2 bagai udang dimkn helang dicirit oleh sibelang yg tempang dan fezza jembalang akn dilempang smpai lari rahang sehingga ke tulang belakng menjadi jalang semula disula dan dihina..

FF: jgn kau mencari ilmu itam tulang belakang menatang yg bnama kongkang yg baik budi pekerti sbb ia pndai mnyulam bintang bisa mnyerang nasrul si jalang walaupn badan berbelang2 belum tentu engkau lah si badang jembalang xgentar dlempang sbb tiada rahang yg mahu dlempang dan segera lah kau blajar bmain kompang kerana kau xpndai bparang segara lah wahai si nasrul gampang sebelum ku dtg

King Nasrul: aku sedikit pn tidak gentar dgn kau sikaki tempang berwajah jembalang bersubang,berjambang dan berbelang kerna jalang dbukit bintang..jgn dicabar ilmuku ini kerana dtgnya ia didlm balang yg dicuri sibelang di dlm rahang si helang yg terbang hnya dgn bayang2 yg hilang didlm sinaran malam.bkn saja diajar bermain kompang,ada juga menyulam, menyongket,... jahitan asas dan juga jahitan seluar dlm kedlm bersama banduan yg dtg sbgai pendatng hanya kerana dahinya berbintang dn berhutang piutang berpantang dlm 24 purnama utk menjdi bintang satu hari nnti..diulang jgn kau cabar wahai sicapang tempang ipoh parang ke??

FF: dbkt bintang monyet serampang mane ade utang??dia bpantang 24 tahun mnyulam udang buat santapan si beruang yg tiada wang lalu dijaja punggung nan mantap kepada si nasrul pelanggan yg kurang pedoman. haishhh.. biar mangkat djulang bkn mangkat juling nnt tempang kemudian hari kau xkn tahu kemana mahu membawa diri wahai jembalang nasrul pelacur elit


klu nk bg lg tbelit lidah..try bace setiap rangkap tu ngn 1 nafas yg berbau..itu pn klu korg terer r

FB makin sial

jgn nk rmai sgt foreigner2 komen r..aaa dh xphm ngn fb updated version..cm sial pn ade

Wedding Ajim & Bunga

You have chosen each other above all the rest to share your love and laughter, to live life at its best. May you always fill each other's lives with love. Congratulations and best wishes!

No Me Ames

Why are you crying? | Because I'm happy
Why are you so choked up? | From loneliness
Why are you squeezing my hand so tight?? And your mind seems to be wandering??
I love you so much!
Why? | Don't be so hard-headed. Stop doubting me! It doesn't matter what the future holds.. I'm not afraid. I just want to love you

Don't love me because you think I'm different
You don't think it's right for us to spend this time together?
Don't love me because I know what a lie it would be!
If you don't think I deserve your love then don't love me but I'm going to stay...

Don't love me because I'm lost, because I change the world, because it's destiny, because this is impossible! We are like a mirror image of each other, we are one and the same
Don't love me to be dying in a war of regret. Don't love me to hold me back.. I want to rise above this love deserves to soar through the sky
I don't know what to say. That's the truth.. When people want to they can really hurt you
If you and I part now it won't matter to anyone else.. In this big world, don't leave me all alone

Don't leave me...don't leave me! Don't listen when I say "don't love me"
Don't leave me! Stop breaking my heart with that "Don't love me"
Don't love me, I'm begging you to leave
You know very well I can't do that. It's useless, I'll always love you!
Don't love me. I'll only make you suffer, my heart has turned cold with this
Don't love me to run away from your sadness. I want you to love me because you love me
Don't love me! One day we'll soar with each other and be together forever
This love is like the sun that comes out after a terrible storm

Like two comets in the same galaxy

Don't love me | Don't love me
Don't love me..

Impromptu Gath

after 9 years we haven't met..finally, i met my fellow classmates on the 3rd day of raya. yea! luckily i woke up n picked up call after a couple of missed call frm hairy n ain early morning that day. only god knows what i would miss if i'm not awaken by the calls after 2 days of jln2 raya to my aunties n uncles n melantak cm org gle. 9 years..9 years after graduated from high school we gathered once again at my lovely teacher that i miss so much at her crib+tuition in paroi, seremban, n9.

we gathered.have a lil chat on what are we up to nowadays.exchanged phone numbers.mkn..n mkn..nasi briyani if i'm not mistaken..cooked by teacher's hubby (sempat jugak dia masak). too bad we don't have plenty of time coz teacher's schedule already packed that day with lots of open house invitation.but still, she squeezed in our squad terjah into her list.

anyhow..i'm taller than u now teacher.haha..to think about it..i used to be at ur shoulder but now..its overturn ;) isn't it?

too all my ex-school n class mate that i haven't met (yet until now), i wish u all the best in what ever u r currently doing. n i guess it is not too late too wish u guys a "Selamat Hari Raya.Maaf Zahir n Batin" (zaman skola dlu aku byk wt hal..klu ade yg still majuk ke trase ati ke..sorry r.klu xd hal2 dlu xd r kenangan manis org kate r..bkn aku kate ek.).

hopefully we can keep in touch. cherish the memoirs we had back on those days aite.

signing off - fezza|adek

she was the 1 who acknowledged me 1st when other teachers pay no heed to me during my 1st year at the new ground..far..far away from home n alone, encouraged me when i'm demotivated, she was there when i'm in need, she's like a mom to me. even until now..during the gath..the moment i stepped in the house lawn..all the guys said (it would be better if i say they shouted) "haaaa..ni anak mama dh smpai!! dh..dh..jgn salam ktorg..ko g salam mama ko tu dulu.." at 1st glance i saw her..i don't know how should i react..should i shake and kiss her hand?or hug her instead?should i smile?or should i cry?thanks 4 everything teacher..all the deeds, love n care.how could i ever repay u.i don't know.