kengkawan aku ramai dh yg berenti..
ade yg still trying..
aku?ade gak try..
2 3 ari xkne rkok rase cm nk mntah ijaw..
ape r..xorg msial r xisap rkok.
cm pondan! eh pondan pn isap rkok pe..
tp ble aku tgk kanak-kanak cube-cube isap rkok..
aku rase cm nk cube-cube rembat dorg.
bole x?
tp apa kn daya..
aku lelaki..
aku sndri gak yg bg statement klu xisap rkok itu pondan..
so xyh try r..nnt2 r dh smpe time br brenti.
bile?jgn tnye r sengal
Where the Hell is Matt? (2008)
Hopefully next time Matt will dance in KL. *smile*
Originally from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.
Credit To La Mia Prete
Don't Ask Bapok For Direction
6 Nov - niat asal turun kuantan nk g tgk quantum of solace..tiket abes..rebounce plan..cr club..ktorg mmg xpnah jejak club kt kuantan..dgr2 club yg plg best Black Forest tp xtaw ktne..so ktorg pn tawaf kuantan..tjmpe port bapok..aku bg name Lorong Haji Bapok..kapez suh tnye kt dorg cmne nk g BF.
kapez brenti kt tepi ade sorg bapok tu muke cm longkang..name dia tiara
FF : "hai"..eeeuu cm nk muntah
dia dgr je trus dtg kt ktorg..tkedek2 smbil control ayu dtg kt kete..
tiara si bapok : "hai.."
FF : "BF kt ne?Black Forest"
tiara si bapok : "owh BF..u go straight..and turn left right in front there.."
FF : "huh??!" xbp nk dgr xphm
FF : "weh..ko meh sni jap..k ko xyh nk speaking2..ko bg direction btul2 sket..ko nk ckp ganu pn xpe"
bapok tu bengang..haha..trus ckp ganu..pecah gilerrrrrr..
" mu g straigh nuu..mu napok sipang depang nuu susur kiri t mu napok ye kak sblah tnb"
dia smbung lg..
" klu susoh sangak tok pahang bia aku tnjuk..mu bukok pitu. mu g dok blakang ."
aku trus tgelak gile beruk kt dpn muke dia..jerit2 aku gelak..lawak lak bapok ganu..cilakak..haha kapez trus drive ikut direction yg bapok ganu tu bg..nk bwk dia?? mmg x r..dh r slambe jek suh aku dok blakang kewak..
pusing2 lg..xjmpe BF..jmpe The Cave..tutup..pusing blk kt bapok td..tnye mane BF lg skali..direction same dia bg..mnyirap lak xjmpe mane BF nih..g tanye org shell..dia ckp The Cave tu r BF dh tuka name tp org still pggl BF gak..hampeh..
dia bg suggestion suh g Horoscope..cm LAHANAT! truk gile pkai speaker pasar mlm ke ape tah..
ending dia mlm tu sume plan xjd ;(
sok tu bsamaan 7 Nov..aku, kapez, lan n ade lg 2 org kwn lan bdk labuan repeat..tgk bond..
seat dpn..slambe r bkn slalu..result dia..saket tengkok!
pastu bdk2 labuan ni ajak g Swing..club plg best kt kuantan..aku ngn kapez gelak jek coz xtaw langsung psl club2 kt sni. org labuan lg expert! smlm cr tah mane2 tah..hampeh. yg best nye..1st time aku msk club pkai sliper.dh tu xplan kot.slambe jek..lpk usha gadis..layan live band, r&b n trance..hundred miles way better than Horoscope.ahaks! credit to bdk2 labuan ;)
kapez brenti kt tepi ade sorg bapok tu muke cm longkang..name dia tiara
FF : "hai"..eeeuu cm nk muntah
dia dgr je trus dtg kt ktorg..tkedek2 smbil control ayu dtg kt kete..
tiara si bapok : "hai.."
FF : "BF kt ne?Black Forest"
tiara si bapok : "owh BF..u go straight..and turn left right in front there.."
FF : "huh??!" xbp nk dgr xphm
FF : "weh..ko meh sni jap..k ko xyh nk speaking2..ko bg direction btul2 sket..ko nk ckp ganu pn xpe"
bapok tu bengang..haha..trus ckp ganu..pecah gilerrrrrr..
" mu g straigh nuu..mu napok sipang depang nuu susur kiri t mu napok ye kak sblah tnb"
dia smbung lg..
" klu susoh sangak tok pahang bia aku tnjuk..mu bukok pitu. mu g dok blakang ."
aku trus tgelak gile beruk kt dpn muke dia..jerit2 aku gelak..lawak lak bapok ganu..cilakak..haha kapez trus drive ikut direction yg bapok ganu tu bg..nk bwk dia?? mmg x r..dh r slambe jek suh aku dok blakang kewak..
pusing2 lg..xjmpe BF..jmpe The Cave..tutup..pusing blk kt bapok td..tnye mane BF lg skali..direction same dia bg..mnyirap lak xjmpe mane BF nih..g tanye org shell..dia ckp The Cave tu r BF dh tuka name tp org still pggl BF gak..hampeh..
dia bg suggestion suh g Horoscope..cm LAHANAT! truk gile pkai speaker pasar mlm ke ape tah..
ending dia mlm tu sume plan xjd ;(
sok tu bsamaan 7 Nov..aku, kapez, lan n ade lg 2 org kwn lan bdk labuan repeat..tgk bond..
seat dpn..slambe r bkn slalu..result dia..saket tengkok!
pastu bdk2 labuan ni ajak g Swing..club plg best kt kuantan..aku ngn kapez gelak jek coz xtaw langsung psl club2 kt sni. org labuan lg expert! smlm cr tah mane2 tah..hampeh. yg best nye..1st time aku msk club pkai sliper.dh tu xplan kot.slambe jek..lpk usha gadis..layan live band, r&b n trance..hundred miles way better than Horoscope.ahaks! credit to bdk2 labuan ;)
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