Hi There..!!
urghh.. i just realized that i'm wayyyyy too malas nk update blog lately. disoriented at work. ditched friends' hangout invitations. woke up late almost everyday (since puasa month ;p). mkn byk! mls mandi (mlm saje ok.. pg2 mandi. dont get me wrong and not everyday). exercise?? hmmm.. lg r takde.
but still.. the good news here where i forgot to update that I'm a PROUD USER of the UNIFI service! yeaaahh!! i don't really care about those rumors spreading around telling that UNIFI sucks, overrated, overpriced, unstable and all. what really matter is.. it KICKASS!! since day 1, nothing bother me with the service. super fast downloads is all i need. compared to my 1mbps streamyx..urghh..
owh.. and thanks to Mr.Lonely , an anonymous blogger who drop a comment on my raya post (ape daa.. dh nk raya aji dh kot.. bole ade plak org comment post nih). so i feel "the need" to update.
another thing is.. to my friendly blogmates. sorry i didn't drop by your blog(s) too.
after raya haji i'm going on a vacay-trip to Koh Samui & Koh Pha Ngan for 1 week. so gotta be strong for just a couple of weeks now.. then stress-off. happy mode. enjoy the vacay. and back to work.
so you already know what's coming up next here in FranticFinger.. of course it's all gonna be about the trip!!
Kop Khun Krap!! ;)
TANJOOBERRYMUTTS
TQ Eikha for reminding me about this funny lil story I've heard a couple years ago. Let's share it to others who never heard of "Tanjooberrymutts".
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
Room Service: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea.. meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel in China.Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
Room Service: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea.. meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"
JW
now i'm wordless..
there's a song in my head..
but i can't recall the title..
i can hear the music looping..
but i can't hum the rhythm..
it feels..
warm as a kiss..
a breeze of bliss..
thank you technology!
there's a song in my head..
but i can't recall the title..
i can hear the music looping..
but i can't hum the rhythm..
it feels..
warm as a kiss..
a breeze of bliss..
thank you technology!
Motivasi Pagi
Hii My Name Is...
Owh..I forgot to update that last Thurs : 27th July 2010, I bought myself a present!!
the sleek, hip and bold.. the 16gb Iphone 3Gs!!! yea! (klu xjahanam phone aritu mmg xbli kot..)
actually i'm waiting for Iphone 4..but it will cost around RM3 - 4k here in Malaysia. So I made up my mind after comparing it with 0ver 10 other smartphones on the market. except BBs!

Ramadhan is in a couple of days guys!! I'm really looking forward to it, to puasa in a new workplace..new friends..new bosses..it'll be a whole new experience!
P/S: I've changed my mobile num. If u want it. PM me in FB k
the sleek, hip and bold.. the 16gb Iphone 3Gs!!! yea! (klu xjahanam phone aritu mmg xbli kot..)
actually i'm waiting for Iphone 4..but it will cost around RM3 - 4k here in Malaysia. So I made up my mind after comparing it with 0ver 10 other smartphones on the market. except BBs!
Therefore, no more shopping for the month of august until RAYA!
Ramadhan is in a couple of days guys!! I'm really looking forward to it, to puasa in a new workplace..new friends..new bosses..it'll be a whole new experience!
P/S: I've changed my mobile num. If u want it. PM me in FB k
IMS
That must be it; reasons of this irritating hormones imbalance bla..bla..bla.. That caused:-
- anger
- anxiety
- hypersensitivity
- irritability
But that is for guys over 40s.. Fuck You hormones!! It just me. I'm having a serious breakdown here and i started to post something useless + meaningless (ade ke post yg truly useful??)..
The thing is.. I just want to write.. Just to clear off my mind from unnecessary distractions towards my goal(s).. Thank you for reading. Bye~
p/s: pc rosak..cilake pnye adware! sape ade cd windows?? xp/7?? pinjam jap.. vista xmo.vista suxx..same cmm blackberry..owh...btape anti nyer aku ngn blackberry!!!
Hanjink!
Yea!!
hp dh JAHANAM..Cibai!!!
dh 2x sbb ko hp aku bderai..BABI!!!
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It's My Way!!!
Hereby i quoted several of Limp Bizkit's songs as proxy of my thoughts. (thanks to a friend who reminded me of the songs which i don't listened for quite sometimes)
Nookie
why did i wait so long huh
to figure it out but i didn't
and i'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it
i can't believe that i could be deceived
to figure it out but i didn't
and i'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it
i can't believe that i could be deceived
My Way
You think you're special
You doI can see it in your eyes
I can see it when you laugh at me
Look down on me
You walk around on me
Just one more fight
About your leadership
And I will straight up
Leave your shit
Cause I've had enough of this
And now I'm pissed!!
Just one more fight
And I'll be history
Yes I will straight up
Leave your shit
And you'll be the one who's left
Missing me..
And I'll be history
Yes I will straight up
Leave your shit
And you'll be the one who's left
Missing me..
This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way
It's my FUCKING way!!!
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way
It's my FUCKING way!!!
Take A Look Around
its kinda sad when u dont know the meaning..
Happy 24th
Perang Tongue Twister
ni sume kes ble otak dh senget..aku remixkn r ade 1 part lagu mantera beradu n aku ltak as status kt fb..1st time tu ade org ckp aku on crack..ish ish..dh mmg mental nk wt cmne E.haha!
2nd time ltk yg makin truk..jd medan perang lak dh..(nk upload printscreen xnmpk..so aku copy & paste je)
p/s: sblum bace klu leh dgr dlu mantera beradu bia dpt tune dia yg sbena.
Tue at 11:08pm
FF: pe brg ko sembang blkg padang tmpt perang bparang songsang acah2 abang badang dlm 1 kandang kuda belang terbang??
Asrul Afiq: sembang2 di hari petang turun jembalang berpedang.setakat badang yg bidang satu kangkang dah melayang???
FF: melayang layang kangkang si jembalang kongkang datang berpedang pandang-pandang si badang bkn sebarang badang yg pandai tunggang kuda belang terbang bak mai sebatang asam garam?
King Nasrul: asam garam dibawa belayar,berenang-renang kankang, bukan senang nk melayang-layang si jembalang badang..sedangkn satu kankang dh melayang,pe ntah lg dlm 1 kndg kuda belang terbng bersama layang-layang perang helang..dan bila tempat perang berparang songsng terbang melayang mengikut rentak irama sayang menusuk kedlm bayang-bayang..(ilham nas raver) jdilah ia sebagai AL-KENA IBNU KENA BIN KENABATANGAN BIN KENA PANDI KENA BIN PNDI KENA PANDI!!!..
FF: mmg malang badang bsembang pjg lalu terbang mninggalkn jembalang dan nasrul jalang bsama 24 ekor kuda belang bmain bowling padang dgn pertaruhan skotak dingdang
King Nasrul: lg malang dgn fezza si kaki tempang dilempang jembalang mnjdi jalang dicincang lalu dibuang kdlm balang di berak 24 ekor helang bau cm haram dan dikencing 70 ekor sibelang shingga jd pekasam dibakar jdi arang, diparang dan dipanggang..
FF: ko harus tahu yg pekasam helang haram dmkn jika dparang dgn parang pjg tp tidak utk nasrul si jalang yg suke helangnya dcincang dtambah dgn sedikit bawang katenya lg lemparkn berak harimau belang tgk ku tahan tgk ku halang bagai org kurang siuman itulah dia si nasrul gaban
King Nasrul: jgn dicabar ilmunya nasrul wahai fezza si jambang jalang jembalang kerana pabila diparang, dicincang, diserang, dia hanya kankang maka fezza jalang akn terbang melayang2 bagai udang dimkn helang dicirit oleh sibelang yg tempang dan fezza jembalang akn dilempang smpai lari rahang sehingga ke tulang belakng menjadi jalang semula disula dan dihina..
2nd time ltk yg makin truk..jd medan perang lak dh..(nk upload printscreen xnmpk..so aku copy & paste je)
p/s: sblum bace klu leh dgr dlu mantera beradu bia dpt tune dia yg sbena.
Tue at 11:08pm
FF: pe brg ko sembang blkg padang tmpt perang bparang songsang acah2 abang badang dlm 1 kandang kuda belang terbang??
Asrul Afiq: sembang2 di hari petang turun jembalang berpedang.setakat badang yg bidang satu kangkang dah melayang???
FF: melayang layang kangkang si jembalang kongkang datang berpedang pandang-pandang si badang bkn sebarang badang yg pandai tunggang kuda belang terbang bak mai sebatang asam garam?
King Nasrul: asam garam dibawa belayar,berenang-renang kankang, bukan senang nk melayang-layang si jembalang badang..sedangkn satu kankang dh melayang,pe ntah lg dlm 1 kndg kuda belang terbng bersama layang-layang perang helang..dan bila tempat perang berparang songsng terbang melayang mengikut rentak irama sayang menusuk kedlm bayang-bayang..(ilham nas raver) jdilah ia sebagai AL-KENA IBNU KENA BIN KENABATANGAN BIN KENA PANDI KENA BIN PNDI KENA PANDI!!!..
FF: mmg malang badang bsembang pjg lalu terbang mninggalkn jembalang dan nasrul jalang bsama 24 ekor kuda belang bmain bowling padang dgn pertaruhan skotak dingdang
King Nasrul: lg malang dgn fezza si kaki tempang dilempang jembalang mnjdi jalang dicincang lalu dibuang kdlm balang di berak 24 ekor helang bau cm haram dan dikencing 70 ekor sibelang shingga jd pekasam dibakar jdi arang, diparang dan dipanggang..
FF: ko harus tahu yg pekasam helang haram dmkn jika dparang dgn parang pjg tp tidak utk nasrul si jalang yg suke helangnya dcincang dtambah dgn sedikit bawang katenya lg lemparkn berak harimau belang tgk ku tahan tgk ku halang bagai org kurang siuman itulah dia si nasrul gaban
King Nasrul: jgn dicabar ilmunya nasrul wahai fezza si jambang jalang jembalang kerana pabila diparang, dicincang, diserang, dia hanya kankang maka fezza jalang akn terbang melayang2 bagai udang dimkn helang dicirit oleh sibelang yg tempang dan fezza jembalang akn dilempang smpai lari rahang sehingga ke tulang belakng menjadi jalang semula disula dan dihina..
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FF: jgn kau mencari ilmu itam tulang belakang menatang yg bnama kongkang yg baik budi pekerti sbb ia pndai mnyulam bintang bisa mnyerang nasrul si jalang walaupn badan berbelang2 belum tentu engkau lah si badang jembalang xgentar dlempang sbb tiada rahang yg mahu dlempang dan segera lah kau blajar bmain kompang kerana kau xpndai bparang segara lah wahai si nasrul gampang sebelum ku dtg
King Nasrul: aku sedikit pn tidak gentar dgn kau sikaki tempang berwajah jembalang bersubang,berjambang dan berbelang kerna jalang dbukit bintang..jgn dicabar ilmuku ini kerana dtgnya ia didlm balang yg dicuri sibelang di dlm rahang si helang yg terbang hnya dgn bayang2 yg hilang didlm sinaran malam.bkn saja diajar bermain kompang,ada juga menyulam, menyongket,... jahitan asas dan juga jahitan seluar dlm kedlm bersama banduan yg dtg sbgai pendatng hanya kerana dahinya berbintang dn berhutang piutang berpantang dlm 24 purnama utk menjdi bintang satu hari nnti..diulang jgn kau cabar wahai sicapang tempang ipoh parang ke??
FF: dbkt bintang monyet serampang mane ade utang??dia bpantang 24 tahun mnyulam udang buat santapan si beruang yg tiada wang lalu dijaja punggung nan mantap kepada si nasrul pelanggan yg kurang pedoman. haishhh.. biar mangkat djulang bkn mangkat juling nnt tempang kemudian hari kau xkn tahu kemana mahu membawa diri wahai jembalang nasrul pelacur elit
klu nk bg lg tbelit lidah..try bace setiap rangkap tu ngn 1 nafas yg berbau..itu pn klu korg terer r