Spell Checker Failed. Bigtime!!
credit to > www.taylormali.com
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The "Impotence" of Proofreading
The "Impotence" of Proofreading
Has this ever happened to you? You work very horde on a paper for English clash and then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=) and all because you are the word¹s liverwurst spoiler.
Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.
This is a problem that affects manly, manly students. I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,
Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague. And that¹s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.
Not just anal community colleague, because I wouldn¹t be happy at anal community colleague.
I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation, I really need to be challenged, challenged dentally.
I know this makes me sound like a stereo, but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal collegue.
So I needed to improvement or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison (in Prison, New Jersey).
So I got myself a spell checker and figured I was on Sleazy Street.
But there are several missed aches that a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch.
For instant, if you accidentally leave a word your spell exchequer won¹t put it in you.
And God for billing purposes only you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling your spell Chekhov might replace a word with one you had absolutely no detention of using.
Because what do you want it to douch? It only does what you tell it to douche.
You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit. It just goes to show you how embargo one careless clit of the mouth can be.
Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.
The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties out loud to all of my assmates.
I¹m not joking, I¹m totally cereal. It was the most humidifying experience of my life, being laughed at pubically.
So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading, the red penis your friend.
Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.
This is a problem that affects manly, manly students. I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,
Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague. And that¹s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.
Not just anal community colleague, because I wouldn¹t be happy at anal community colleague.
I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation, I really need to be challenged, challenged dentally.
I know this makes me sound like a stereo, but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal collegue.
So I needed to improvement or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison (in Prison, New Jersey).
So I got myself a spell checker and figured I was on Sleazy Street.
But there are several missed aches that a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch.
For instant, if you accidentally leave a word your spell exchequer won¹t put it in you.
And God for billing purposes only you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling your spell Chekhov might replace a word with one you had absolutely no detention of using.
Because what do you want it to douch? It only does what you tell it to douche.
You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit. It just goes to show you how embargo one careless clit of the mouth can be.
Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.
The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties out loud to all of my assmates.
I¹m not joking, I¹m totally cereal. It was the most humidifying experience of my life, being laughed at pubically.
So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading, the red penis your friend.
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"A Sale Of Two Titties" for essay title? wtf??
I think it supposed to be "A Tale of Two Kitties" ROFL
Twinkle Twinkle Lil' Tweaking
I still can read, understand & do a lil' tweaking in programming coding. haha!
I haven't spoke or touched codes for a very long time and maybe only untill the end of myspace era.
iPhone made me realized it. I've done quite a mod with cydia themes but somehow it doesn't suits me..
Then I decided to get futher in with the widget stuff, JAVA, CSS and whatnot..
Before I present to you my latest 4.2.1 theme, I would like to thank all the original developer; you guys made the most of it!
What I did was only rearranged the files and codes ;)
I haven't spoke or touched codes for a very long time and maybe only untill the end of myspace era.
iPhone made me realized it. I've done quite a mod with cydia themes but somehow it doesn't suits me..
Then I decided to get futher in with the widget stuff, JAVA, CSS and whatnot..
Before I present to you my latest 4.2.1 theme, I would like to thank all the original developer; you guys made the most of it!
What I did was only rearranged the files and codes ;)
HomeSreen
WTF?!!
1 hari try login (every 15mins; used edge|3g|wifi) xdpt! ok lg..mybe fb mobile ade prob..xpe bole update kt umh nnt..(optimistic r knon)
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smpai je umh dr perlis..lom unpack brg trus on pc n bkak fb xsabar nk update.. 18x try pn cmni!!
APE SIAL PLAK NIH!!time nk xnk gne ok plak ko! babi!!
MOFO
A friend (whose-name-are-not-to-be-mention-obviously-duhh) told me a quote earlier which I don't know from where he got it but I superLIKE it!
Don't Point Your Finger To People Because They Can Show Their Middle Finger Right Back To YOU..!!
Yup.. I strongly agreed!
Yup.. I strongly agreed!
2010's Super Vacay
I know it's already late but.. As promised; a quick recap of my unforgettable Koh Phangan experienced!! Exclusive for FF's reader!
19 - 24th Nov 2010
Departure from Subang Airport, Mal to Samui Airport, Thai via FireFlyz
Touched Down!
After going through the immigration check and all we've been swarmed by taxi's agents. We bargained for the cheapest taxi ride to Big Buddha Jetty and got it for 300 Bhat per person, plus boat's fare! hmm.. bot nk g Perhentian lg mahal.
Stepped in Phangan approx 1 - 2 hour later. Lambat coz nk kne tgu boat.
At the jetty area we've been swarmed again but this time by the hotels' agents.
Since we all didn't booked any hotel, chalet or guestroom, we try to get some info on the hotels rate from the agents.. and the price are ridiculous! way higher from what we expected as we already googled it before; obviously.. bongok!
Then we decided to find the rooms ourselves. Walk and walk and walk again from one to another hotels, chalets and guestrooms with everyone carried heavy luggage on their back until all were tired then only we stop for a rest on the sidewalk. This is were the good part begins, as we acted like a bunch of lost tourist, a female local approached us.
Unpacked all gadgets
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1st night.. pre-party!
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conteng2!!
The Famous Fullmoon Party!
totally WILD!!!!!
I had the time of my life - Dirty Bit!
(my personal theme song utk exp nih)
p/s: yg xbestnye.. iphone gue msk laut..potong jap r mood vacay ni.. warranty void coz msk air.. so i bought another 1.. bankrupt skjap ;(
19 - 24th Nov 2010
Touched Down!After going through the immigration check and all we've been swarmed by taxi's agents. We bargained for the cheapest taxi ride to Big Buddha Jetty and got it for 300 Bhat per person, plus boat's fare! hmm.. bot nk g Perhentian lg mahal.
Stepped in Phangan approx 1 - 2 hour later. Lambat coz nk kne tgu boat.At the jetty area we've been swarmed again but this time by the hotels' agents.
Since we all didn't booked any hotel, chalet or guestroom, we try to get some info on the hotels rate from the agents.. and the price are ridiculous! way higher from what we expected as we already googled it before; obviously.. bongok!
Then we decided to find the rooms ourselves. Walk and walk and walk again from one to another hotels, chalets and guestrooms with everyone carried heavy luggage on their back until all were tired then only we stop for a rest on the sidewalk. This is were the good part begins, as we acted like a bunch of lost tourist, a female local approached us.
Thai: Som prang kong thai kap?
Mal: Huh?? Wtf she thought we are Thais or something (whispered to one another)
Mal: Sorry. We're not from Thai. We're Malaysian. (smile)
Thai: OOOoooOOooo.. (sumpah pjg dia pnye "ooo") Malaysia..
then she introduced herself _____. (ape tah name dia. aku nk sebut pn xreti)
Thai: Where sleep? have room? (it probably sounded something like that with a funny tone)
Mal: Nope. We don't have any rooms yet. Still searching for the best one. Do you know where we could find cheap rooms? For 5. Err..with a/c. (repeated for a couple of times)
Thai: 5? a/c? yes.. I can show. Come come! Price 5 days 4 nights, THB 3,000.
Mal: 3:2 r share..so RM 300. RM 100 each. OK! (sume senyum same sndri)
Save gle budget!!
Then she brought us to Peach Guesthouse; 10mins walk to Haad Rin's beach only.
Mal: Huh?? Wtf she thought we are Thais or something (whispered to one another)
Mal: Sorry. We're not from Thai. We're Malaysian. (smile)
Thai: OOOoooOOooo.. (sumpah pjg dia pnye "ooo") Malaysia..
then she introduced herself _____. (ape tah name dia. aku nk sebut pn xreti)
Thai: Where sleep? have room? (it probably sounded something like that with a funny tone)
Mal: Nope. We don't have any rooms yet. Still searching for the best one. Do you know where we could find cheap rooms? For 5. Err..with a/c. (repeated for a couple of times)
Thai: 5? a/c? yes.. I can show. Come come! Price 5 days 4 nights, THB 3,000.
Mal: 3:2 r share..so RM 300. RM 100 each. OK! (sume senyum same sndri)
Save gle budget!!
Then she brought us to Peach Guesthouse; 10mins walk to Haad Rin's beach only.
Unpacked all gadgets_______________________________________________
1st night.. pre-party!______________________________________________
conteng2!!
The Famous Fullmoon Party!
totally WILD!!!!!I had the time of my life - Dirty Bit!
(my personal theme song utk exp nih)
p/s: yg xbestnye.. iphone gue msk laut..potong jap r mood vacay ni.. warranty void coz msk air.. so i bought another 1.. bankrupt skjap ;(
DSLR Craze
Sape ade DSLR secara automatiknya akan ber-BIN atau BINTI kn PHOTOGRAPHY..wajib!! dh termaktub dlm perlembagaan Malaysia.
MENYAMPAH GILER WEHH!!
Why not they just keep it to themselves until proven they're mastered in the field only then claim it. Baru 2 hari bli DSLR; photographer konon..
What happened to the good old days where people photographing for fun? as a decent hobby.
No point of having those sort of names; PHOTOGRAPHY, LENSA AKU, PHOTOSHOOTER LENSA HATI, KAMERA BAPAK AKU and whatsoever.
Why not for those who collecting stamps put STAMPS after their names? Quite bangang isn't it?
The point here is, it just another plain-old-lame so called nicknames or whatever the word suitable for it and it SUCKS badly!! Mostly in FB. Urghh..
MENYAMPAH GILER WEHH!!
Why not they just keep it to themselves until proven they're mastered in the field only then claim it. Baru 2 hari bli DSLR; photographer konon..
What happened to the good old days where people photographing for fun? as a decent hobby.
No point of having those sort of names; PHOTOGRAPHY, LENSA AKU, PHOTOSHOOTER LENSA HATI, KAMERA BAPAK AKU and whatsoever.
Why not for those who collecting stamps put STAMPS after their names? Quite bangang isn't it?
The point here is, it just another plain-old-lame so called nicknames or whatever the word suitable for it and it SUCKS badly!! Mostly in FB. Urghh..
Hi There..!!
urghh.. i just realized that i'm wayyyyy too malas nk update blog lately. disoriented at work. ditched friends' hangout invitations. woke up late almost everyday (since puasa month ;p). mkn byk! mls mandi (mlm saje ok.. pg2 mandi. dont get me wrong and not everyday). exercise?? hmmm.. lg r takde.
but still.. the good news here where i forgot to update that I'm a PROUD USER of the UNIFI service! yeaaahh!! i don't really care about those rumors spreading around telling that UNIFI sucks, overrated, overpriced, unstable and all. what really matter is.. it KICKASS!! since day 1, nothing bother me with the service. super fast downloads is all i need. compared to my 1mbps streamyx..urghh..
owh.. and thanks to Mr.Lonely , an anonymous blogger who drop a comment on my raya post (ape daa.. dh nk raya aji dh kot.. bole ade plak org comment post nih). so i feel "the need" to update.
another thing is.. to my friendly blogmates. sorry i didn't drop by your blog(s) too.
after raya haji i'm going on a vacay-trip to Koh Samui & Koh Pha Ngan for 1 week. so gotta be strong for just a couple of weeks now.. then stress-off. happy mode. enjoy the vacay. and back to work.
so you already know what's coming up next here in FranticFinger.. of course it's all gonna be about the trip!!
Kop Khun Krap!! ;)
Selamat Syawal 2010
(pic anonymously googled..obviously duhh~) to all my friends and muslims around the globe..
Happy Eid everyone!!!
TANJOOBERRYMUTTS
TQ Eikha for reminding me about this funny lil story I've heard a couple years ago. Let's share it to others who never heard of "Tanjooberrymutts".
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
Room Service: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea.. meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Now, here goes...
The following is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel in China.Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
Room Service: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea.. meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"
JW
now i'm wordless..
there's a song in my head..
but i can't recall the title..
i can hear the music looping..
but i can't hum the rhythm..
it feels..
warm as a kiss..
a breeze of bliss..
thank you technology!
there's a song in my head..
but i can't recall the title..
i can hear the music looping..
but i can't hum the rhythm..
it feels..
warm as a kiss..
a breeze of bliss..
thank you technology!
UNIFI
yea...the UNIFI service finally here in my area!!!
i want.. i want.. i want..!!!
the hell with ASTRO!
i want.. i want.. i want..!!!
the hell with ASTRO!
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