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I Need Your Kind Support!!

2011-05-04T16:59:00.003+08:00

Spell Checker Failed. Bigtime!!

2011-04-15T20:52:00.008+08:00

credit to > www.taylormali.com

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The "Impotence" of Proofreading

Has this ever happened to you? You work very horde on a paper for English clash and then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=) and all because you are the word¹s liverwurst spoiler.
Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.

This is a problem that affects manly, manly students. I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,
Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague. And that¹s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.
Not just anal community colleague, because I wouldn¹t be happy at anal community colleague.
I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation, I really need to be challenged, challenged dentally.
I know this makes me sound like a stereo, but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal collegue.
So I needed to improvement or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison (in Prison, New Jersey).

So I got myself a spell checker and figured I was on Sleazy Street.

But there are several missed aches that a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch.
For instant, if you accidentally leave a word your spell exchequer won¹t put it in you.
And God for billing purposes only you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling your spell Chekhov might replace a word with one you had absolutely no detention of using.
Because what do you want it to douch? It only does what you tell it to douche.
You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit. It just goes to show you how embargo one careless clit of the mouth can be.

Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.
The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties out loud to all of my assmates.
I¹m not joking, I¹m totally cereal. It was the most humidifying experience of my life, being laughed at pubically.

So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading, the red penis your friend.

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"A Sale Of Two Titties" for essay title? wtf??
I think it supposed to be "A Tale of Two Kitties" ROFL

Writing Rulez!!

2011-04-13T23:20:00.004+08:00

Twinkle Twinkle Lil' Tweaking

2011-02-22T23:03:00.007+08:00

I still can read, understand & do a lil' tweaking in programming coding. haha!
I haven't spoke or touched codes for a very long time and maybe only untill the end of myspace era.
iPhone made me realized it. I've done quite a mod with cydia themes but somehow it doesn't suits me..
Then I decided to get futher in with the widget stuff, JAVA, CSS and whatnot..
Before I present to you my latest 4.2.1 theme, I would like to thank all the original developer; you guys made the most of it!
What I did was only rearranged the files and codes ;)

HomeSreen

LockSreen

Final Touch

done n done!

WTF?!!

2011-02-06T14:16:00.001+08:00

1 hari try login (every 15mins; used edge|3g|wifi) xdpt! ok lg..mybe fb mobile ade prob..
xpe bole update kt umh nnt..(optimistic r knon)
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smpai je umh dr perlis..lom unpack brg trus on pc n bkak fb xsabar nk update.. 18x try pn cmni!!

APE SIAL PLAK NIH!!
time nk xnk gne ok plak ko! babi!!

MOFO

2011-02-02T17:26:00.003+08:00

A friend (whose-name-are-not-to-be-mention-obviously-duhh) told me a quote earlier which I don't know from where he got it but I superLIKE it!

Don't Point Your Finger To People Because They Can Show Their Middle Finger Right Back To YOU..!!

Yup.. I strongly agreed!

2010's Super Vacay

2010-12-31T13:38:00.020+08:00

I know it's already late but.. As promised; a quick recap of my unforgettable Koh Phangan experienced!! Exclusive for FF's reader!

19 - 24th Nov 2010

Departure from Subang Airport, Mal to Samui Airport, Thai via FireFlyz

Touched Down!
After going through the immigration check and all we've been swarmed by taxi's agents. We bargained for the cheapest taxi ride to Big Buddha Jetty and got it for 300 Bhat per person, plus boat's fare! hmm.. bot nk g Perhentian lg mahal.

Stepped in Phangan approx 1 - 2 hour later. Lambat coz nk kne tgu boat.
At the jetty area we've been swarmed again but this time by the hotels' agents.

Since we all didn't booked any hotel, chalet or guestroom, we try to get some info on the hotels rate from the agents.. and the price are ridiculous! way higher from what we expected as we already googled it before; obviously.. bongok!

Then we decided to find the rooms ourselves. Walk and walk and walk again from one to another hotels, chalets and guestrooms with everyone carried heavy luggage on their back until all were tired then only we stop for a rest on the sidewalk. This is were the good part begins, as we acted like a bunch of lost tourist, a female local approached us.

Thai: Som prang kong thai kap?
Mal: Huh?? Wtf she thought we are Thais or something (whispered to one another)

Mal: Sorry. We're not from Thai. We're Malaysian. (smile)
Thai: OOOoooOOooo.. (sumpah pjg dia pnye "ooo") Malaysia..
then she introduced herself _____. (ape tah name dia. aku nk sebut pn xreti)

Thai: Where sleep? have room? (it probably sounded something like that with a funny tone)
Mal: Nope. We don't have any rooms yet. Still searching for the best one. Do you know where we could find cheap rooms? For 5. Err..with a/c. (repeated for a couple of times)

Thai: 5? a/c? yes.. I can show. Come come! Price 5 days 4 nights, THB 3,000.
Mal: 3:2 r share..so RM 300. RM 100 each. OK! (sume senyum same sndri)

Save gle budget!!

Then she brought us to Peach Guesthouse; 10mins walk to Haad Rin's beach only.

Unpacked all gadgets
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1st night.. pre-party!
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conteng2!!

The Famous Fullmoon Party!

totally WILD!!!!!

I had the time of my life - Dirty Bit!
(my personal theme song utk exp nih)

p/s: yg xbestnye.. iphone gue msk laut..potong jap r mood vacay ni.. warranty void coz msk air.. so i bought another 1.. bankrupt skjap ;(

DSLR Craze

2010-11-07T19:24:00.005+08:00

Sape ade DSLR secara automatiknya akan ber-BIN atau BINTI kn PHOTOGRAPHY..wajib!! dh termaktub dlm perlembagaan Malaysia.

MENYAMPAH GILER WEHH!!

Why not they just keep it to themselves until proven they're mastered in the field only then claim it. Baru 2 hari bli DSLR; photographer konon..

What happened to the good old days where people photographing for fun? as a decent hobby.
No point of having those sort of names; PHOTOGRAPHY, LENSA AKU, PHOTOSHOOTER LENSA HATI, KAMERA BAPAK AKU and whatsoever.

Why not for those who collecting stamps put STAMPS after their names? Quite bangang isn't it?

The point here is, it just another plain-old-lame so called nicknames or whatever the word suitable for it and it SUCKS badly!! Mostly in FB. Urghh..

Big Grin

2010-11-06T16:00:00.002+08:00

My 4.1 Homesreen

Speed Test

2010-11-04T00:04:00.004+08:00

click pic to enlarge

Hi There..!!

2010-11-03T20:42:00.009+08:00

urghh.. i just realized that i'm wayyyyy too malas nk update blog lately. disoriented at work. ditched friends' hangout invitations. woke up late almost everyday (since puasa month ;p). mkn byk! mls mandi (mlm saje ok.. pg2 mandi. dont get me wrong and not everyday). exercise?? hmmm.. lg r takde.

but still.. the good news here where i forgot to update that I'm a PROUD USER of the UNIFI service! yeaaahh!! i don't really care about those rumors spreading around telling that UNIFI sucks, overrated, overpriced, unstable and all. what really matter is.. it KICKASS!! since day 1, nothing bother me with the service. super fast downloads is all i need. compared to my 1mbps streamyx..urghh..

owh.. and thanks to Mr.Lonely , an anonymous blogger who drop a comment on my raya post (ape daa.. dh nk raya aji dh kot.. bole ade plak org comment post nih). so i feel "the need" to update.

another thing is.. to my friendly blogmates. sorry i didn't drop by your blog(s) too.

after raya haji i'm going on a vacay-trip to Koh Samui & Koh Pha Ngan for 1 week. so gotta be strong for just a couple of weeks now.. then stress-off. happy mode. enjoy the vacay. and back to work.

so you already know what's coming up next here in FranticFinger.. of course it's all gonna be about the trip!!
Kop Khun Krap!! ;)

Selamat Syawal 2010

2010-09-09T18:00:00.005+08:00

(pic anonymously googled..obviously duhh~)

to all my friends and muslims around the globe..
Happy Eid everyone!!!

TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

2010-08-27T20:48:00.004+08:00

TQ Eikha for reminding me about this funny lil story I've heard a couple years ago. Let's share it to others who never heard of "Tanjooberrymutts".

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel in China.

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."
Room Service: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea.. meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tanjooberrymutts."
Guest: "You're welcome"

JW

2010-08-27T00:23:00.004+08:00

now i'm wordless..
there's a song in my head..
but i can't recall the title..
i can hear the music looping..
but i can't hum the rhythm..

it feels..
warm as a kiss..
a breeze of bliss..

thank you technology!

UNIFI

2010-08-25T22:32:00.005+08:00

yea...the UNIFI service finally here in my area!!!

i want.. i want.. i want..!!!

the hell with ASTRO!

Motivasi Pagi

2010-08-16T05:45:00.004+08:00

"Some of us have great runways already built for us. If you have one take off. But if you don't have one, realise it is your responsibility to grab a shovel and build one for yourself and for those who will follow after you."

- Amelia Earhart

Hii My Name Is...

2010-08-02T23:08:00.003+08:00

Owh..I forgot to update that last Thurs : 27th July 2010, I bought myself a present!!
the sleek, hip and bold.. the 16gb Iphone 3Gs!!! yea! (klu xjahanam phone aritu mmg xbli kot..)
actually i'm waiting for Iphone 4..but it will cost around RM3 - 4k here in Malaysia. So I made up my mind after comparing it with 0ver 10 other smartphones on the market. except BBs!

Therefore, no more shopping for the month of august until RAYA!

Ramadhan is in a couple of days guys!! I'm really looking forward to it, to puasa in a new workplace..new friends..new bosses..it'll be a whole new experience!

P/S: I've changed my mobile num. If u want it. PM me in FB k

Go Go Power Rangers!!!

2010-07-27T23:12:00.002+08:00

Yes!! i'm back on my feet!

Keep the rush comes..Go adrenaline!!

Strive to be happy ;)

IMS

2010-07-19T22:46:00.003+08:00

That must be it; reasons of this irritating hormones imbalance bla..bla..bla.. That caused:-

anger
anxiety
hypersensitivity
irritability

But that is for guys over 40s.. Fuck You hormones!! It just me. I'm having a serious breakdown here and i started to post something useless + meaningless (ade ke post yg truly useful??)..

The thing is.. I just want to write.. Just to clear off my mind from unnecessary distractions towards my goal(s).. Thank you for reading. Bye~

p/s: pc rosak..cilake pnye adware! sape ade cd windows?? xp/7?? pinjam jap.. vista xmo.vista suxx..same cmm blackberry..owh...btape anti nyer aku ngn blackberry!!!

Hanjink!

2010-07-15T22:00:00.002+08:00

Yea!!

hp dh JAHANAM..Cibai!!!

dh 2x sbb ko hp aku bderai..BABI!!!

.......

....... (terus dan terus dan terus mencarut lagi..)

It's My Way!!!

2010-06-06T22:17:00.005+08:00

Before i start to blog i want to let u guys know that since my last post i've been quite busy with stuffs and plus i don't really have anything in mind to share about but now.. its time to free my mind of all the shit i've been through for the past months..

Hereby i quoted several of Limp Bizkit's songs as proxy of my thoughts. (thanks to a friend who reminded me of the songs which i don't listened for quite sometimes)

Nookie

why did i wait so long huh
to figure it out but i didn't
and i'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it
i can't believe that i could be deceived

My Way

You think you're special

You do
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it when you laugh at me
Look down on me
You walk around on me
Just one more fight
About your leadership
And I will straight up
Leave your shit
Cause I've had enough of this
And now I'm pissed!!

Just one more fight
And I'll be history
Yes I will straight up
Leave your shit
And you'll be the one who's left
Missing me..

This time I'm 'a let it all come out
This time I'm 'a stand up and shout
I'm 'a do things my way
It's my FUCKING way!!!

Take A Look Around

its kinda sad when u dont know the meaning..

Happy 24th

2009-12-15T14:42:00.002+08:00

clock still ticking and today the digit goes 1 step up (again).

"aiyoo..sudah tua r lu!" - Rein
"dh bole2 kawin dh.." - Lin
"dh 24??! hmm.." - sape lg..the 1 n only r..my dad

to those who wished..many many many thanks guys!!

Perang Tongue Twister

2009-11-05T18:07:00.008+08:00

ni sume kes ble otak dh senget..aku remixkn r ade 1 part lagu mantera beradu n aku ltak as status kt fb..1st time tu ade org ckp aku on crack..ish ish..dh mmg mental nk wt cmne E.haha!
2nd time ltk yg makin truk..jd medan perang lak dh..(nk upload printscreen xnmpk..so aku copy & paste je)

p/s: sblum bace klu leh dgr dlu mantera beradu bia dpt tune dia yg sbena.

Tue at 11:08pm

FF: pe brg ko sembang blkg padang tmpt perang bparang songsang acah2 abang badang dlm 1 kandang kuda belang terbang??

Asrul Afiq: sembang2 di hari petang turun jembalang berpedang.setakat badang yg bidang satu kangkang dah melayang???

FF: melayang layang kangkang si jembalang kongkang datang berpedang pandang-pandang si badang bkn sebarang badang yg pandai tunggang kuda belang terbang bak mai sebatang asam garam?

King Nasrul: asam garam dibawa belayar,berenang-renang kankang, bukan senang nk melayang-layang si jembalang badang..sedangkn satu kankang dh melayang,pe ntah lg dlm 1 kndg kuda belang terbng bersama layang-layang perang helang..dan bila tempat perang berparang songsng terbang melayang mengikut rentak irama sayang menusuk kedlm bayang-bayang..(ilham nas raver) jdilah ia sebagai AL-KENA IBNU KENA BIN KENABATANGAN BIN KENA PANDI KENA BIN PNDI KENA PANDI!!!..

FF: mmg malang badang bsembang pjg lalu terbang mninggalkn jembalang dan nasrul jalang bsama 24 ekor kuda belang bmain bowling padang dgn pertaruhan skotak dingdang

King Nasrul: lg malang dgn fezza si kaki tempang dilempang jembalang mnjdi jalang dicincang lalu dibuang kdlm balang di berak 24 ekor helang bau cm haram dan dikencing 70 ekor sibelang shingga jd pekasam dibakar jdi arang, diparang dan dipanggang..

FF: ko harus tahu yg pekasam helang haram dmkn jika dparang dgn parang pjg tp tidak utk nasrul si jalang yg suke helangnya dcincang dtambah dgn sedikit bawang katenya lg lemparkn berak harimau belang tgk ku tahan tgk ku halang bagai org kurang siuman itulah dia si nasrul gaban

King Nasrul: jgn dicabar ilmunya nasrul wahai fezza si jambang jalang jembalang kerana pabila diparang, dicincang, diserang, dia hanya kankang maka fezza jalang akn terbang melayang2 bagai udang dimkn helang dicirit oleh sibelang yg tempang dan fezza jembalang akn dilempang smpai lari rahang sehingga ke tulang belakng menjadi jalang semula disula dan dihina..

FF: jgn kau mencari ilmu itam tulang belakang menatang yg bnama kongkang yg baik budi pekerti sbb ia pndai mnyulam bintang bisa mnyerang nasrul si jalang walaupn badan berbelang2 belum tentu engkau lah si badang jembalang xgentar dlempang sbb tiada rahang yg mahu dlempang dan segera lah kau blajar bmain kompang kerana kau xpndai bparang segara lah wahai si nasrul gampang sebelum ku dtg

King Nasrul: aku sedikit pn tidak gentar dgn kau sikaki tempang berwajah jembalang bersubang,berjambang dan berbelang kerna jalang dbukit bintang..jgn dicabar ilmuku ini kerana dtgnya ia didlm balang yg dicuri sibelang di dlm rahang si helang yg terbang hnya dgn bayang2 yg hilang didlm sinaran malam.bkn saja diajar bermain kompang,ada juga menyulam, menyongket,... jahitan asas dan juga jahitan seluar dlm kedlm bersama banduan yg dtg sbgai pendatng hanya kerana dahinya berbintang dn berhutang piutang berpantang dlm 24 purnama utk menjdi bintang satu hari nnti..diulang jgn kau cabar wahai sicapang tempang ipoh parang ke??

FF: dbkt bintang monyet serampang mane ade utang??dia bpantang 24 tahun mnyulam udang buat santapan si beruang yg tiada wang lalu dijaja punggung nan mantap kepada si nasrul pelanggan yg kurang pedoman. haishhh.. biar mangkat djulang bkn mangkat juling nnt tempang kemudian hari kau xkn tahu kemana mahu membawa diri wahai jembalang nasrul pelacur elit

klu nk bg lg tbelit lidah..try bace setiap rangkap tu ngn 1 nafas yg berbau..itu pn klu korg terer r

FB makin sial

2009-10-27T02:52:00.003+08:00

jgn nk rmai sgt foreigner2 komen r..aaa dh xphm ngn fb updated version..cm sial pn ade

Wedding Ajim & Bunga

2009-10-08T16:57:00.005+08:00

You have chosen each other above all the rest to share your love and laughter, to live life at its best. May you always fill each other's lives with love. Congratulations and best wishes!

No Me Ames

2009-10-07T18:15:00.004+08:00

Why are you crying? | Because I'm happy
Why are you so choked up? | From loneliness
Why are you squeezing my hand so tight?? And your mind seems to be wandering??
I love you so much!
Why? | Don't be so hard-headed. Stop doubting me! It doesn't matter what the future holds.. I'm not afraid. I just want to love you

Don't love me because you think I'm different
You don't think it's right for us to spend this time together?
Don't love me because I know what a lie it would be!
If you don't think I deserve your love then don't love me but I'm going to stay...

Don't love me because I'm lost, because I change the world, because it's destiny, because this is impossible! We are like a mirror image of each other, we are one and the same
Don't love me to be dying in a war of regret. Don't love me to hold me back.. I want to rise above this love deserves to soar through the sky
I don't know what to say. That's the truth.. When people want to they can really hurt you
If you and I part now it won't matter to anyone else.. In this big world, don't leave me all alone

Don't leave me...don't leave me! Don't listen when I say "don't love me"
Don't leave me! Stop breaking my heart with that "Don't love me"
Don't love me, I'm begging you to leave
You know very well I can't do that. It's useless, I'll always love you!
Don't love me. I'll only make you suffer, my heart has turned cold with this
Don't love me to run away from your sadness. I want you to love me because you love me
Don't love me! One day we'll soar with each other and be together forever
This love is like the sun that comes out after a terrible storm

Like two comets in the same galaxy

Don't love me | Don't love me
Don't love me..

Impromptu Gath

2009-09-25T01:23:00.008+08:00

after 9 years we haven't met..finally, i met my fellow classmates on the 3rd day of raya. yea! luckily i woke up n picked up call after a couple of missed call frm hairy n ain early morning that day. only god knows what i would miss if i'm not awaken by the calls after 2 days of jln2 raya to my aunties n uncles n melantak cm org gle. 9 years..9 years after graduated from high school we gathered once again at my lovely teacher that i miss so much at her crib+tuition in paroi, seremban, n9.

we gathered.have a lil chat on what are we up to nowadays.exchanged phone numbers.mkn..n mkn..nasi briyani if i'm not mistaken..cooked by teacher's hubby (sempat jugak dia masak). too bad we don't have plenty of time coz teacher's schedule already packed that day with lots of open house invitation.but still, she squeezed in our squad terjah into her list.

anyhow..i'm taller than u now teacher.haha..to think about it..i used to be at ur shoulder but now..its overturn ;) isn't it?

too all my ex-school n class mate that i haven't met (yet until now), i wish u all the best in what ever u r currently doing. n i guess it is not too late too wish u guys a "Selamat Hari Raya.Maaf Zahir n Batin" (zaman skola dlu aku byk wt hal..klu ade yg still majuk ke trase ati ke..sorry r.klu xd hal2 dlu xd r kenangan manis org kate r..bkn aku kate ek.).

hopefully we can keep in touch. cherish the memoirs we had back on those days aite.

signing off - fezza|adek

she was the 1 who acknowledged me 1st when other teachers pay no heed to me during my 1st year at the new ground..far..far away from home n alone, encouraged me when i'm demotivated, she was there when i'm in need, she's ~~like~~ a mom to me. even until now..during the gath..the moment i stepped in the house lawn..all the guys said (it would be better if i say they shouted) "haaaa..ni anak mama dh smpai!! dh..dh..jgn salam ktorg..ko g salam mama ko tu dulu.." at 1st glance i saw her..i don't know how should i react..should i shake and kiss her hand?or hug her instead?should i smile?or should i cry?thanks 4 everything teacher..all the deeds, love n care.how could i ever repay u.i don't know.

Salam Aidilfitri

2009-09-18T23:17:00.002+08:00

khusus utk sume rakan2 blogger, reader n passer..saya ingin memohon ampun & maaf sekiranya terdapat post2 yg mnyinggung perasaan saudara/saudari secara sengaja atau pn tidak. selamat hari raya semua!!

p/s: klu korg ade wt open house jgn lpe invite yek. ;p

Signs

2009-08-08T17:45:00.004+08:00

I'm touched..

both?? wtf?!

2009-08-07T23:07:00.003+08:00

thanks to mr. bacteria yg invaded both of my eyes..i only worked for 1 n a half day je dis week. tq tq.
but next week mampos gue maw kejar target.aiyak~pdn muke fezza

Bad Luck

2009-08-04T18:15:00.003+08:00

aritu saket tengkuk coz salah tdo. pastu dmam+batuk2 pastu selsema lak (seb bek bkn H1N1) skang ni saket mate r plak..aaahhh weather msia dh trukkkk!! jerebu jurubu sume ade..sume leh wt saket. so pepndai r korg jage korg pnye health. mkn buah2an tmptn n mnum byk air 0.ewahh bg nasihat lak. eheh

adoyaiiii~~
(mls cte pjg..monitor pn xnmpk)

Love Story Meets Vida La Vida!

2009-06-10T21:05:00.004+08:00

S.U.P.E.R.B & B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L

Cite Aneh Yg Klaka

2009-06-07T22:56:00.004+08:00

arini aku g tgk comp Mr.KL 2009. haha klaka kn??

pelik2 je r ko ni fezza..adoyai~pengaruh kengkwn r nih

Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak

2009-06-07T21:16:00.010+08:00

Saturday - 06/06/09

i woke up at 7 am with a positive & peaceful mind even i know it was saturday. i planned my day ahead - housekeeping the entire house from my room to kitchen; clean & tidy it all up. before i get started my stomach growl. what the heck g cr mkn dlu r. showered, dressed, walked to nasi lemak stall nearby and i bought nasi lemak extra nasi with shitload of sambal udang (nafsu biawak). got home, i ate while watching tahapebende TV3's cartoon tah. relaxed. breathed a couple of tabacco then relaxed again (still watching cartoon). then..boom boom pow i fell asleep. zzzZZzzZ~

>>phone rang<< style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">azmir: oii ko tdo ke? xg wedding akak tib kt subang??! dh kul 12 lebey dwoh
me: huh?? (mamai) malas r nk tdo. (high on nasi lemak)
azmir: oii bgn r. bebdk dh smpai jom r grk. kte grk ngn atek.
me: (aii..atek ade??ajaib) k k aku siap.
hung up

smpai2 wedding mkn lg. sat with my other fellow mentally ill hommies; 1 of them started sharing a sneak peak preview of Jangan Pandang Congkak and guess what?? his way of describing the funny scene was freakin' hilarious and made us wanna see it badly. so we decided to watch it afterwards.

after arguing on which cineplex whould we go, we decided; MBO - UO, Ampang (1st time aku smpai wehh..haha igtkn truk gile tp ok r seat dia pn lg luas dr TGV wehh. serious said!) picked nas on the way. 4 bdk bengong kua tgk muvi.

muvi start at 7.15pm. now it still 6pm. guess what we did? jalan2?? no no no..mkn lg. Mat Salai Double; a malaysian breed kiosk that sells daging salai burger. lebih kurang cm prosperity burger mcd r in a way. introduced by atek. S.E.D.A.P! tu je r aku bole describe.

still early.

men fusbal lak. (i hate this game) who ever paired with me sure to lose. haha. aku bodo gle men mnatang nih. pastu men pool lak vs atek. kalah lg aku. cibai. kne bayar duit table 3 hengget.

before msk cinema bli popcorn..ish yg ni wajib xle xde. (mkn lg..bela antu ke ape nih??) pastu tgk r muvi.

review yg aku bole bg kt korg psl cite Jgn Pdg Blkg Congkak nih...klaka tp xklaka sgt. lebih kurang cm Zombie Kg. Bangang gak r. k end of story. tq tq

p/s: xjd kemas umah..ohohoho

Tagged: Friendship Award

2009-05-02T16:55:00.000+08:00

got it from aizat. cool!

i survived!

2009-05-02T15:22:00.006+08:00

for the 1st time i really enjoyed Labour Day yesterday. waiting for it felt like i was waiting for semester break; impatient and excited! and plus, i survived my first month working at a new place. awesome isn't it? haha!

if u notice, i haven't has the chance to browse my fellow bloggers' blog for quite some time. sorry guys! i haven't update mine either. hopefully all of u still linked me to yours. hehe

a few minute earlier i when to aizat's, i read his wishlist and it striked me up instantly as instant as instant mee (maggi r ape lg..tp aku bkn nk mkn maggi k). i remembered mine. where did i put it? myspace. yeah! so i went to myspace. pergh...berhabuk gile myspace gua beb. lg bhabuk dr bwh krusi antik nenek korg. haaha off topic nih.. back to what i said about the list..fucker r fezza only 2 out of 5 fulfilled! not an achievement to be proud off.

so i decided to make a new 1. and it goes like this;

My New

WishList

24" LCD Monitor
iPhone 3G
PS3/Xbox360
Nikkor 70-300mm VR
gain weight

let's see if i can score more than 3 in 1 year period, i'll called it an achievement and i can be proud with myself.

p/s: if i needed to be clear; this is my short term goals

2003 - 2009

2009-04-20T10:44:00.007+08:00

Now you're gone

I realize my love for you was strong
I miss you here, now you're gone
I keep waiting here by the phone
With the pictures hanging on the wall
Is this the way it's meant to be?
Only dreaming that you're missing me
I'm waiting here at home
I go crazy, now you're gone!
There's an empty place in my heart
without my honey it will break apart
it wont heal, it never fades away
I will think about you everyday

Sila Cuba

2009-04-12T01:54:00.003+08:00

1. bkak MS Word (xksh version ape pn jnji ms word r)
2. type Q33 NY (no. kapal terbang yg kne hijack n langgar WTC dlu)
3. tuka font type = windings
4. besakn font size sesuka ati
5. hasil dia..........tkejutkn??
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ni aritu aku nk g lpk mamak kt setiawangsa dlm kul 12 lebey..lalu r kt mcd situ n i was shocked! wanna know y? see n judge it urself.

For why was I such a fool

2009-03-21T02:03:00.003+08:00

Now I see that the grass is greener, is it too late for me to find my way home?

Add me to the broken hearts you've collected. You left me so confused...

6th Pic : 6th Folder

2009-03-06T19:58:00.008+08:00

Tagged from Aizat's. Let's take a look inside My Pictures' folder.

Go to your photos folder in your computer.
Go to the 6th folder of photos.
Go to the 6th picture in that folder.
Put the picture on your blog and description of it.
Invite six friends to join the challenge.
Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged

So I followed the instruction given without any doubt in my head. I never knew what's inside the 6th folder. I don't even remember what is it named. hopefully not a picture of me naked or doing nasty thing(s)!(oopss..hehe) Luckily, I found this:

Azmir & Apiz : jump guitarist, JUMP!
taken by Kabir back in 2007 @ Studio C, Gallery.

New Layout

2009-03-05T19:49:00.004+08:00

a few bug need to be exterminate. sorry for the inconvenience.

> some of the picture shows "this picture violated the term of used."
> comment form = unable to process comment

if you by chance, experienced any difficulties while browsing my blog, don't hesitate to whisper it to me.

regards,
::admin::

Idiot VS Moron

2009-03-05T01:37:00.012+08:00

Idiot is a family type of person meanwhile Moron; money oriented. They are best friend despite the diff between their principles mentioned. Both of them are a normal human being with the gift of thought. Quite the same like us, plus, they're not in the best behavioral too. Until one day they were forced in an unavoidable argument, pushing the limit of their main beliefs.

The questions

1. What/who is the most important thing/person in your life?
Idiot: my family
Moron: money of course!

2. Give an opinion to support your answer for Q1.
Idiot: We will not be here today without them to begin with.
Moron: We need money to do everything in our everyday life.

3. If you were born/raised in a foster home, what were you always dream of?
Idiot: a kind family would adopt me
Moron: a wealthy family come and adopt me

4. Do you ever thought of what you have become today has nothing to do with your family?
Idiot: Not at all. Each of every part of me standing here now is part of their influence.
Moron: Always. I am here because I survive. Raising us is just part of parent’s responsibility.

5. If you were short of cash or happen to need more than usual due to some sort of incident/accident, where would you turn to?
Idiot: Even if it is embarrassing, I will turn to my family rather than AhLONG.
Moron: Friends. I have plenty of them, willingly to help me when I’m in need.

6. What is/are the motivation you used to keep you on track back then when you were in college?
Idiot: Good grades ensure me to work in a big company and higher payroll.
Moron: Same as mentioned by Idiot.

7. Today you have a meeting with bosses from several companies to seal a corporate deal that will prove your credibility. But, an hour before it start you received a phone call, your wife/husband/kid/parent/sister/brother involve in a tragic accident. Where would you be?
Idiot: The hell with the deal! If my boss don't let me go, I'll put my resignation letter on his desk the next dawn. I rather find another job if they (the company) turnout to be such jackass in this case.
Moron: Seal the deal no matter what. I won't be long, 3 hours max. Then shoot to the hospital, explain why I'm late and pay for the bills.

8. Now you are one of the top notch entrepreneurs in your league. You live the life anyone could think of! Until 1 day, you were admitted to hospital due to some sort of cancer that will put away your life, what is your last wish?
Idiot: My family to be by my side till the very last breath of mine.
Moron: Bury my money along with me. I don't want leave a single dime for my family.

9. (yours)

10. (yours)

It really requires a lot of courage to prove their point on the matter discussed. If you were in their shoes, will you have the guts to spill it out??

Fill #9 and #10 with your own question, put it in the comment section. Let's startle everyone with your's!

Saturday I'm in Love

2009-02-28T19:36:00.004+08:00

you are my light in the dark.you are~(msg alert triggered)
that was the sound that woke me in the 1st place this morning. but.....

[ b arini kte kua k.kul 1 ]

me: not responding. smbung tdo

you are my ecstacy~(call in)
i heard it loops twice now.
dgn kemalasan tahap maksima nk bukak mate, picked up.mate xbkak pn

"tdo lg ek?msg xreply pn.."
me: "mmm..tdo"
"dh kul bape ni. jom r kua. g siap jap g kul 1 i call."
me: "mmm..ok"

sambung tdo

aii even in my sleep pn bole dgr hp bunyi lg..aneh??
i thought i was dreaming but unfortunately not.
my hp does ring. picked up.

"oii tdo lg ke??i dh siap u are not awake yet isn't it?!"
me: what with the vicious tone hun?and opened my eyes, blinked a couple of time to see what time is it at my pc's taskbar. OMG! dh kul 1 lebih

me: "aaa..dh siap"
"dh siap ape??ko ingat aku xtaw ko lum bgn lg??"

me: "heheh..kantoi ek. mandi r ni. jap g dh siap i text"
"ASAP pls. i dh siap lame ni taw"

showered.pilih baju.wangi2.siap!
checked phone's msges..1st wake up msg timed: 0930. now it's 2pm.
no wonder r mngamuk cik kak sorg nih.eheh

so we went to KLCC (lagi)
nk tgk muvi.cite dh tgk n dh xd yg best.geng??xmo r!
lunch.where?chillis?nahh.dome?malas r nk tgk those yuppies tkinja-kinja kt park tu.pusing2.end up kt kenny aquaria.
now what?what?tgk muvi?ishh.
jom g kino.what for?saje nk tgk books.

she bought herself a pocket crossword compilation and a new novel for me.haha praise the power of persuasion. despite how mad she was with me earlier, now i got new stuff to read.yea! but of coz not a luvy duvy novel. i hope not.

" If a brother wanna get ahead, he gotta use every minute to better himself.
Everything I did made me better - tougher, stronger, richer, smarter - or I didn't
do it.

Take high school. A waste of time. Nobody there taught me what I needed to
survive on the streets..."

my very 1st silly tag i respond to

2009-02-26T22:04:00.004+08:00

I never been tag before and i don't like it very much. i got tagged in facebook and it's kinda hard to me to share every little things there, so i decided to re-post it here. and it goes like this;

1) Were you named after anyone?
# na-ah..but does Mohd count?

2) When was the last time you cried?
# last raye

3) Do you like your handwriting?
# sometimes depend on how it looks ;p

4) What is your favourite lunchmeat?
# i prefer fish (lunchmeat ke lunchmeal ni??)

5) Do you have kids?
# currently nope. anak-anak sidek sidek ade r..kecik2 dlu ade r gak bli komik die

6) If you were another person, would you like to be friends with you?
# we're gonna be the bestbudd ever live

7) Do you use sarcasm?
# haha..a lot.

8) Do you still have your tonsil?
# huh? xpnah kne r.

9) Would you bungee jump?
# where would it be?is it for free?i don't want to put my life on a single thread, jump off a cliff and would have to pay for it

10) What is your favourite cereal?
# cococrunch yeah! now u know where i get my height

11) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
# pijak tumit kasut ngn kaki sbelah je trus

12) What is your favourite ice–cream?
# not into ice-cream very much but i can eat any that u serve

13) What is the first thing you notice about people?
# air muke n akhlak..hahaha!

14) Red or pink?
# ferrari red

15) What is the least favourite thing about yourself?
# susah bgn pg

16) Who do you miss the most?
# my late mom

17) Do you want everyone to complete this list?
# i don't care

18) What color of trousers and shoes are you wearing?
# bile ni?skang ke?xpkai..dlm umh kot

19) What are you listening to right now?
# bunyi kipas

20) If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
# light green

21) Favourite smells?
# my honey's perfume

22) The last person you talked to on the phone?
# aizat ke caca..mmm aizat. td dia call pkai hp caca

23) Do you like the person who sent you this?
# like as a friend..definitely yes!

24) Favourite sports to watch?
# bola ble ngn kengkwn..klu dok umh sorg2 aku xtgk sukan

25) Hair colour?
# skang ni pure original black.

26) Eye colour?
# brownish>>dark brown r kot

27) Do you wear contacts?
# xpnah.xsuke even if i'm rabun..i prefer spek ok

28) Favourite food?
# pebenda r soalan cm tadika nih???

28) Scary or happy endings?
# hero mati

29) Last movie you watched?
# street fighter:the legend of chun li (br je tgk td)

30) What colour of shirt are you wearing?
# grey

31) Summer or winter?
# summer!!

32) Favourite dessert?
# rkok

33) Most likely to respond?
# "b sok ape plan?xd aktiviti best ke?"

34) Least likely to respond?
# people asking.."hey u x g club ke?" eii helo~

35) What books are you reading?
# Stephen King's The Stand

36) What is on your mousepad?
# dont have.dont need it

37) What did you watch last night?
# wanted & max payne (both are suxxx)

38) Rolling Stones? Beatles?
# Rolling stones

39) Where is the furthest you have been from home?
# Miri..ok r tu oversea what

40) Do you have a special talent?
# delaying things

41) Where were you born?
# n.sembilan puluh tiga

42) Whose answers are you looking forward to getting back?
# none.but if u did i'll be pleased

Angel in the Night

2009-02-21T00:04:00.002+08:00

You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough
Will I ever be by your side

Your hair is dancing in the wind
Your eyes are burning off my skin
And I'm so happy when I see
That you are smiling back at me

You're living burn marks on the ground
Thank you God for what I've found
I don't know how, I don't know why
That you're my angel in the night

You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
Let me hold you now
Just like days before you start to cry

You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough
Will I ever be by your side

I try my best to satisfy
But all you do is where we make it right
I don't know what I'm gonna do
But I'm so crazy about you

Even if I don't know where to start
Even if my love is tearing me apart
I just know that you and me
We were always meant to be

You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
Let me hold you now
Just like days before you stopped to cry

You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough
Will I ever be by your side

You're my angel in the night

Pet Lovers

2009-02-14T20:37:00.006+08:00

I recently added a new application for my Facebook that i found very funny & cute, plus, it's good to reduce your anxiety level to normal. by the name and looks, it is quite similar to those once famous, Tamagotchi, the handheld digital pet. since i live in an apartment and to adopt a pet is not in my to-do list, pet society is the perfect answer!(not quite but it seems like it). i really enjoy seeing my pet evolving and for friends that i recommended, they share the same thought as me. as for you, what are you waiting for now? go and create your own pet!!

Azmi & Ina The Sequel

2009-02-07T20:40:00.005+08:00

Majlis Sanding Rumah Lelaki - 7th Feb 2009 : Jalan Putra Bahagia 8/2D, Subang

Pablo Francisco : Hell Date

2009-02-03T22:12:00.002+08:00

Publo Francisco - Stand-up comedian, impressionist, off-the-wall sound effect extraordinaire.

it has been ages since i last watched his show. this dude really cracked the hell out of me man. for those who doesn't know this guy before..presenting..(cm dorg announce time wrestling) Pablo Francisco!!!

Cigarettes Nation

2009-02-02T22:30:00.004+08:00

speaking of cigarettes in my earlier post..i remember when i had dinner with kapez and a couple of his oil & gas miner back in kemaman. if i'm not mistaken it was during fasting month (so it was not a dinner but a break fasting). one of his friend was george, from the united states. we dined in a non-smoking restaurant serving chinese & western cuisine. one by one finished their meal and as a smoker they goes outside to have a smoke leaving me (aku ni jenis yg mkn lmbt) and george at the table. (ape yg aku nk borak ni? nk cite psl oil & gas aku bkn taw ape pn..) out of the sudden and unintentionally i said, "here in malaysia, we don't eat dessert, we smoke. if you're not a smoker you're definitely not a malaysian." george replied, "obviously i'm not then!" haha..we both laughed and then i left george for a smoke outside.

PS: what a dumb statement to say to a foreigner. in addition, i've seen him ate nasi kukus+sambal belacan..berair mate beb! haha

Live Within Your Means

2009-02-02T20:38:00.005+08:00

currently i'm reducing my spending a lil since i got a lot of other things to pay. living alone with my own money is quite challenging not as during those days where money is just a call away. but lucky for me, i didn't have to pay for house rental or vehicle loan but i still need to consider about maintenance, utilities, astro, phone/internet and my study loan. haih..get to think about it, i feel demoralize. does it really money controls everything? in my case mybe it is.

however, after i accidentally watched Oprah earlier, (actually it was a parenting topic) she discussed about controlling you and your child financial (xtgk dr mula pn). now i know why my school to college days, i was not pampered with money. ever since i learnt to ask my parent for allowances or to join or go to this and that, they told me to reconsidered about it. is it important and beneficial? sometimes i didn't care. all i wanted was the valuable paper note and having fun with it.

here are the lesson, they thought me to live within my means. i hope i never forget about this. i jote down this piece of crap to remind myself about it since i'm one of those who always careless on budgeting and spending. if i spend all my money for leisure who gonna help me to pay the bills? want to ask my parent or siblings? guess not. i don't want them to think i can't manage my own money. so now i'm gonna set limits on how, when and what to spend on if possible. really hope i can. na'ah..i will! i will cut down my spending. starting from? dinner and cigarettes i guess..

My Homemade: Spicy Sardine Curry

The Line-up

2009-02-02T13:40:00.004+08:00

Futsal match last saturday, 31 Jan 2009 at Rooftop:Padang@OU. 12 teams competing for the trophy, fame and 1 whole year opportunity to brag about it. We owned it last year but dis year..3rd spot. a lil disappointing but then if we win it every year what would others says??(haha kasi can ;p) whatevernot, we did win "the most stylo team of the year" title. ohoho! (",)

Congratulation to Mr. & Mrs Azmi

2009-01-24T01:09:00.004+08:00

i'm not the official photog. i came because the groom himself request me to be there in case if the official hired by the bride don't show up. unfortunately, they came. both of them. fine with me since i know i came as sub.

what upset me most was; the official refused to cooperate and they were bunch of cocky son of a bitch. acting like they were somekind of super pro photog. pkai d80+kit lens kcoh pe brader! i'm not here to judge on the tools but their attitude (aku pn pkai cap ayam gak).

i know that you were paid and i'm not but there was nothing to lose if we combine force and skills isn't it? due to their arrogant-snobish-cocky aproach during the ceremony, i took a step back, let them do their job. hopefully their photos will meet the couple expectation and satisfied by it. however, i managed to get a few not so stunning shots as i always does. haha. laughing on the outside but aching inside. i'm not blaming anyone for what happened. i just annoyed with them. their attitude. their style.

Verse 2

ape r masalah mamat2 tu. bkn aku nk mintak share payment pn. nk jd kwn n bkongsi hobi yg same pn xle ke? B.O.D.O.H! (respek kt izzat n da geng time majlis aniq. dorg best!)

sbb aku mls nk kaco org-org terer wt kje n xdpt nk "pegang" pengantin, xdpt r aku nk wat experiment or suh dorg pose ikut suke aku. aiyo. so aku pn transformed jd tetamu. pikir sendiri r ape yg tetamu buat kt kenduri.

the chronicle of stress

2009-01-17T15:37:00.002+08:00

this should help u to ease up a lil bit

the saga continues

2009-01-17T00:49:00.004+08:00

i'm back from my branch meeting and guess what?
got a new fucking task! duhh
why now? is it caused by some sort of intergalactic interference to my star that triggered my most stressful day in 2009 so far? if it is, i better take note and be extra cautious for the next couple of years. -_-' haihh~

back on the task given.
i've been put in charged to lead and organize MAL KBW's meeting this coming sunday.
very short notice isn't it? it was not an offer, it was a forceful order by the highest authority. so i can't denied or rejected it. we have our own unwritten rules whereas an order is deceived.

starting next monday onwards i will have to confront several companies human resource representative for a fixed interview by scicom.

i sometimes wondered, how those super busy people such as the prime minister handled their stress. and this is why i can't run the nation. haha! bodo r fezza ingt klaka ke huh??

i'm tired n need a goodnite sleep. hopefully tomorrow gonna be pleasing.

p/s: still hearing that "nyaring" fucking thing. tdo dgn dodoian Mocca - Sebelum Kau Tidur

Burnout

2009-01-16T20:07:00.002+08:00

Burnout is a state of physical, emotional, and mental exhaustion caused by long-term involvement in emotionally demanding situations.
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what do feel if someone suddenly come screaming out loud right beside your ear and in public. then all people around around u starts to stare at u like u were guilty in a way. it was not some kind of practical jokes neither a way to attract attention. i was loud, hasty and "nyaring-tahap-bingit-telinga" out of a sudden , complete packaged. n i got a big presentation in a couple of minutes. isn't stressing, distracting n humiliating? my reaction was..

"pukimak!! kepala hotak mak kaw r weh! lancau anak haram! sundal!! anjing!! babi! pe masalah ko ni sial??!!!"

but i didn't said it. i would and i keenly wanna do it with "penumbuk n penerajang" at the same time. but i didn't. seriously. for those whose known me for a long time should know how i would react to something similar like what happened earlier. it happened. but luckily this time i didn't explode. yet, i manage to keep my cool but the effect.. it burns inside. yup it still is. i've been humiliated for god sake! i can't bear it.

1 thing that proud the most with me today.. i think professionally. what would possibly occurred if i react as i would be?

give me ur empathy. what do u feels?

sory gotta bounce.got meeting to attend

New Recruitment

2009-01-15T22:03:00.007+08:00

Lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again..

- jason mraz (not related with the post below)
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yes lucky for those who are Malaysian and uni/college graduates that visiting my blog in or unintentionally..the MDEC (Multimedia Development Corporation) Sdn. Bhd. now open new recruitment for those unemployed fresh graduates to join a fully sponsored & job guaranteed camp!

MSC Malaysia Job Camp as part of its plan to develop Human Capital and to enhance the talent-pool for the development of the Business Outsourcing Industry in Malaysia. The Outsourcing business is the fastest growing business in Malaysia and the world today.

SCICOM (MSC) Berhad, a Malaysian public listed corporation and a global industry leader in Business Process Outsourcing, has been appointed to Recruit, Educate and Place suitably qualified Malaysian graduates for this project. As a result, a comprehensive programme specially customized for entry level graduate students has been developed and deployed to meet this end.

Requirements:-

Malaysian Citizen
Dip/Degree holder from Unis or MQA (formerly known as LAN) approved Colleges
CGPA 2.8 and above (for CGPA less than 2.8, applicants must meet all assessment criteria)

A strict assessment scheme has been devised to ensure that the desired entry criteria is met during the recruitment phase;
Graduates who successfully complete this programme can be assured of being formally educated, competently trained and ‘work-ready’ for their future employers;
Graduates of this programme shall be guaranteed jobs with our preferred Employer on a first-come-first-served basis.
Starting salary : RM 1800 - RM 2500

for futher inqueries, feel free to call me at 0176308942 (working days) - Mr. Fezza
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as 1 of the participant, i'll share with u roughly what is it all about

what a great, exhilarating & never been better experience of education!
different approach of education, say bye2 to ur uni/college way of thinking and working style
motivational
building teamwork & leadership
improving communication skills! - lectures 100% in british english
experience, fun & energetic tutors
don't be proud with ur MS Word skills yet (haha! secret to fast, clean & uncluttered report writing skill revealed)
how to harness the juice of stress
learn to be professional & be 1!
the best part is..daily allowance!!
lots of other great and amusing activity not to be miss
plus, since currently you are unemployed..only for 2 month.there's nothing to lose! believe me fellas..u ain't gonna get this opportunity elsewhere

there you got it. a few from what i've experienced through this outstanding course.
owh..i forgot to mention that this course's certificate is given by Edexcel, London & internationally recognized.

p/s : they already setup interviews for my batch (2nd batch) next week and onwards with multiple company by means of various business background.

to my wild wacky madcap colleague :
"all the best guys! lets show them what we are made of!!"

now i urge those unemployed and seeking for a job graduates, this is the platform for u should take and move a step higher to ur dream job. or u rather to be in ur position right now? it's all on u. i got nothing to do with it. but as a compassionate civilized citizen of Malaysia i urge u once again to grab this opportunity. signing off. halla~

Mouthy Mouth

2009-01-13T18:40:00.005+08:00

Since from that day, i never used my own streamyx and cut the service few month later because the geek is a pure-hearted person and always giving donation to the poor, he never close the network, it always there for me. Except for a certain time, mostly because of bad weather or they're out of town for a few day. Else, it's me the evil wireless network-sucking parasite. Hahaha!! (Evil laugh) read more

the above paragraph seems familiar?
it is from my earlier post about my free internet connection at home and this post gonna be related to it.

last few days i've met few of my childhood friend at my basement co-incidentally after i sent incik pramu to fly to dubai. so for a person who are friendly and nice to others (yeah right), i went and greeted them. they N, C and J.

we had a lil chat on what currently we're doing since don't bumped with each other often. then we were talking nicely about anime, vynl and other new drama that can be download via internet.
ahaha..the most stupid thing that i regretted happened here.
told them about my free wifi intentionally to bragged to C bcoz he's been paying to J for using his wifi. because of lack of hanging around with them for years, i forgot that J was my neighbour's bestfriend and still is mybe. ok i thought it was ok since i'v once told him about it before but i forgot about C..the batu neraka. u can figure out what happened next after i left them don't u?

i got my laptop back from my sister 2 days before i had a chat with them. the 1st day i was connected to network but unlucky for me that i didn't used for internet instead formatted it. at 1st i thought since there was an internet connection it will be easy for me to find all the driver that i needed nevertheless what did i got the next day was a new SSID with password encrypted. great..just when i need it most. i cursed. balistically!

if u wanna says it was unintentionally...me too! but why now?

so the era of free hi-speed wifi with unlimited access is over for me and a few of my friend who always made my house looks like starbucks. darn! but what do i hate the most of this pieces of bullshit is the part where C forced J to tell my neighbor about me sucking their signal. what the hell r dude. they already rich sucking our money through the "maintainance-service-abah-dia". kecoh r! xluak r wehh..lahanat! aku pn nk psg internet aku sndri r gampang! streamyx sial ni plak 1 hal sial gak! aku dh siap standby wireless router dh pn! sok agent streamyx yg angkat aku pnye call bakal kne maki r nih. bak kate sharon..watch for ur level of stress..don't let it burnout as posibble. klu x burnout pn sok aku nk maki gak streamyx. silap2 jap g. (off topic)

mm..conclusion dia snang jek..M.E.L.A.Y.U

dengki
ske bende free
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yg len aku bg kt korg utk..

renung2kn & slamat bramal! - utz. EZ hot.fm atau Lu Pikir R Sndri!!!!!!!! asamekom~ - Ahmad Nabil b. Ahmad

Shitty Shitmyx Service

2009-01-10T17:20:00.005+08:00

it has be a month or more since i registered a new land line and internet service but since then i never get the chance to be on the virtual world using my own acc! can u imagine how suck it is?

i should have wrote this post earlier when my mood was still raging to curse the nation telephone & internet service provider because now i'm not in the mood for it. but i'll brief on the sequence of the case for u to judge on how suck it is!

after the day i registered for shitmyx combo
- 1st Week
the TM technician came & setup my fixed line

- 2nd Week
waited for the line to be activated

- 3rd Week
fixed line activated!
waited for the shitmyx technician show up

- 4th Week
they finally came.
but there was an error, they can't connect to their server using my line.
they said, "sory encik..talian telefon ni belum active utk shitmyx lg r."
and i was liked..hey what the hell?! (dlm ati r)
"so ape yg aku kne wat ni?" i questioned him.
"encik tgu r lg 2, 3 or sminggu lg..username sume saya dh bg.klu papehal encik call r ktorg pnye hotline."
i kept my cool and asked them to leave since there was nothing they can do about it.

- 5th Week
kept calling the hotline and told them about my problem.
all i got was the same solution..
"hav u checked,..."
"the adsl deod is flickering or not?.."
"can u make calls from ur phone?.."
"try to switch it on and off..restart ur pc.."
"turn off the modem.."
"if u hav router shut it down too.."
"plz on all gadget in sequence"

(ni klu aku g interview call centre shitmyx ni confirm dpt r!dh hafal dorg pnye text kot)

even there was a day i made 5 calls and each lasted for 30 mins to 1 hour!
i was pissed! after the 5th call i had enough..i said to the agent..
"it's ok miss..i'll get to the nearest TM Point to settle out with them."
i did went to TM Point and i got a very simple fucking answer from the manager or what ever his post was..

"mintak maaf encik, talian dkat kawasan ni mmg ade masalah sket skrg ni. encik tgu lg seminggu. time kasih."

eyy..lucky for him i was not in the mood to make a scene..
i was in a hurry coz i'v double parked the car and blocked a few motorcycles.
better get back there before they slip a ticket on my windshield or scratches.

- 6th Week
guess what..

i'm still f.u.c.k.i.n.g waiting!!!

p/s: seb bek r nafsu mencarut aku xbpe nk kuat sgt arini. yup yup!! i should hav wrote this earlier -_-'

FAQ

2009-01-05T20:11:00.005+08:00

i'v been away for quite a while since my last post..
aahh it feels great to seat at my desk and let my finger frantically typing out words and sentences that generated from my idiotic clumsy mind.

ok..it would be better for me to start with wishing you guys Happy New Year 2009 although its kinda late but it doesn't hurt anyone if i did.isn't it? but plz..don't ask about my new year's resolusion. last year's didn't turn out as i expected but luckily i found my way around it and i manage. I SURVIVE 2008!!
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how are you? great? good for u!
feeling great both physically and mentally are a good sign to start a new year.
i hope i will.

i miss u guys so much..yes i know u feel the same way.ahaha

for the past few days..i'v been doing nothing eventhough i had a long holiday since xmas till 4th Jan 2009. except for rearranging home furniture especially in my bedroom. i try to setup new year's moods and feels and let the past be bygone.

before i proceed with my fresh 2009 post. i would like to answer a few queries from my dearest friends.

Q : how long have you been back in town?
A : end of oct last year

Q : its been a while since u get back..then why u haven't update ur blog?
A : its complicated my friend..yes..as u know when i get back here i do have "free wifi service" (refer to After 7 Month) but my wireless adapter broke down.i don't know why. and i gave my laptop to my sister for her to use in kmaman.

Q : i heard that u join a job camp for unemployed graduates sponsored by gov..what the hell is that all about?
A : its a training where we (the participants) under go training with an outsource MSC status company selected by the MSC itself on related/certain field base on our cert. we do have the opportunity to work for other MSC status companies on their list. as for me, i aim for Air Asia, HP, Petronas or FSecure. in general..the course is made to prepare us to work as professional in a working environment. if u need more details..u have to join it urself.

Q : i saw u updated ur facebook profile quite frequent but why not ur blog?
A : haha..my answer is simple. i tumpang2 my friend's laptop, i on9 using PSP or i'm at my friend's.
i don't usually blogging using any of that bcoz i need privacy, peace and ideas. but i do sumtime blogging in public places but it depends on my mood.

Q : i heard that u got an offer from E** **C for a post and the salary was way above ur grade. why don't you grab it?
A : so u heard eyy..urmm..currently they are renewing their contract with A** J****. while waiting..i better finish the programme i attent. if my luck still there i'll go. for sure! after all, there's nothing to lose since the job camp also guaranteed a job after i finish the course.

Q : are u a wedding photographer?
A : definitely not! yet.. for now..i'm more into hobby but mybe someday i'll make it as a part-time job. maybe ok? get it?

Q : now u r living where and with?
A : my late mom's with my elder bro. he rent his house to make side income so he went back here.

Q : still partying?
A : of coz!! haha but only when there's a big n outdoor event.

Q : what is ur newly born niece's name?
A : Nur Ain Afeeqah

Q : how the f*%k did u on9 right now?
A : i borrow incik pramu's mancis broadband since my house phone is still not configured to streamyx system (according to what the agent said on the phone) and i can't take it anymore. no more waiting. i really need to blog on sumthin. next post i'll write about the TM s^#t. i'v registered for about 3 weeks now and still can't on9??what the...

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thank you for reading. next post will be fully written in PISS & CURSING MODE. i'm freakin' blaze!!!

my 23rd bday shout

2008-12-15T00:59:00.000+08:00

23rd bday of my life..
i hangout at the very same spot i hung last year with aizt n komeng.
dis year i was invited to dinner by 1 of my friend from "the academy" whose named shall not be mention here to remain privacy.
yup..same spot..same table..
actually..aku dmam..asgmnt pn xsiap lg!
but since there's SOMEONE dh ajak kua nk blanje mkn, kua je r ;)

dis year pnye bday dpt new niece..yea! haha
tp xdpt same bday date. she was born last Saturday, 13th Dec
sket je lg nk same..dh ckp dh kt akak aku suh dia hold till 15 ;p (bole lak cmtu)

mmm..nk emo jap..

i only received bday wishes frm my family n gf..
where did all my friend goes?
just to fill up my curiosity cell in the brain.
are they dead??or i'v been deleted frm their friend list?? (cm facebook/myspace bole men delete2)

ok..dis year..
i bought myself a hp as a gift to myself.
a lil motivation frm my sister.
new watch n picture frame frm my gf.
bday dinner n breakfast frm 1 of my colleague.
a mms wish frm my staff in kemaman.
a straight forward wish frm my brother.
and i'v try to recall more but there's none left.

dis year..
i wish myself to do better in life, romance n career.
i wish i'll not gonna be forgotten by my friends.
i wish i'll become more mature in a way.
i wish all my wishlist fulfill!

happy 23rd bday - fezza > jln yap kwn seng , 01:00 am , 15 dec 2008

hai kwn2..!!

2008-12-12T23:25:00.003+08:00

aku dmam..

aku pnye akak nk bsalin..(mintak2 r 15hb)

aku br hadiahkn diri aku hp smpena bday aku..

aku dh lame xon9..

aku join MDEC job camp training..

aku xjmpe lg kengkwn yg ku rindu..

aku lapa..

aku fezza..

Rokok

2008-11-11T00:20:00.003+08:00

kengkawan aku ramai dh yg berenti..
ade yg still trying..
aku?ade gak try..
2 3 ari xkne rkok rase cm nk mntah ijaw..
ape r..xorg msial r xisap rkok.
cm pondan! eh pondan pn isap rkok pe..
tp ble aku tgk kanak-kanak cube-cube isap rkok..
aku rase cm nk cube-cube rembat dorg.
bole x?

tp apa kn daya..
aku lelaki..
aku sndri gak yg bg statement klu xisap rkok itu pondan..
so xyh try r..nnt2 r dh smpe time br brenti.
bile?jgn tnye r sengal

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008)

2008-11-10T18:56:00.002+08:00

Hopefully next time Matt will dance in KL. *smile*

Originally from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.
Credit To La Mia Prete

Don't Ask Bapok For Direction

2008-11-07T17:49:00.008+08:00

6 Nov - niat asal turun kuantan nk g tgk quantum of solace..tiket abes..rebounce plan..cr club..ktorg mmg xpnah jejak club kt kuantan..dgr2 club yg plg best Black Forest tp xtaw ktne..so ktorg pn tawaf kuantan..tjmpe port bapok..aku bg name Lorong Haji Bapok..kapez suh tnye kt dorg cmne nk g BF.

kapez brenti kt tepi ade sorg bapok tu muke cm longkang..name dia tiara

FF : "hai"..eeeuu cm nk muntah

dia dgr je trus dtg kt ktorg..tkedek2 smbil control ayu dtg kt kete..

tiara si bapok : "hai.."

FF : "BF kt ne?Black Forest"

tiara si bapok : "owh BF..u go straight..and turn left right in front there.."

FF : "huh??!" xbp nk dgr xphm

FF : "weh..ko meh sni jap..k ko xyh nk speaking2..ko bg direction btul2 sket..ko nk ckp ganu pn xpe"

bapok tu bengang..haha..trus ckp ganu..pecah gilerrrrrr..

" mu g straigh nuu..mu napok sipang depang nuu susur kiri t mu napok ye kak sblah tnb"
dia smbung lg..
" klu susoh sangak tok pahang bia aku tnjuk..mu bukok pitu. mu g dok blakang ."

aku trus tgelak gile beruk kt dpn muke dia..jerit2 aku gelak..lawak lak bapok ganu..cilakak..haha kapez trus drive ikut direction yg bapok ganu tu bg..nk bwk dia?? mmg x r..dh r slambe jek suh aku dok blakang kewak..

pusing2 lg..xjmpe BF..jmpe The Cave..tutup..pusing blk kt bapok td..tnye mane BF lg skali..direction same dia bg..mnyirap lak xjmpe mane BF nih..g tanye org shell..dia ckp The Cave tu r BF dh tuka name tp org still pggl BF gak..hampeh..

dia bg suggestion suh g Horoscope..cm LAHANAT! truk gile pkai speaker pasar mlm ke ape tah..

ending dia mlm tu sume plan xjd ;(

sok tu bsamaan 7 Nov..aku, kapez, lan n ade lg 2 org kwn lan bdk labuan repeat..tgk bond..
seat dpn..slambe r bkn slalu..result dia..saket tengkok!

pastu bdk2 labuan ni ajak g Swing..club plg best kt kuantan..aku ngn kapez gelak jek coz xtaw langsung psl club2 kt sni. org labuan lg expert! smlm cr tah mane2 tah..hampeh. yg best nye..1st time aku msk club pkai sliper.dh tu xplan kot.slambe jek..lpk usha gadis..layan live band, r&b n trance..hundred miles way better than Horoscope.ahaks! credit to bdk2 labuan ;)

95% Accurate!

2008-10-22T10:42:00.005+08:00

Checkout this horoscope where i got it from a spam-mail. At first i thought i just a ordinary horoscope whereas it would tell you to what to dos and don't s, beware of certain occasion and such but unlike this 1 it tells accurately 95% about me. Be truthful to yourself, i did and it feels great to know.

CAPRICORN - The Go-Getter (Dec 22 - Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny.. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be Unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they Want.

AQUARIUS - The Sweetheart (Jan 20 - Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent.. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES - The Dreamer (Feb 19 - Mar 20) Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.
ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19)
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS - The Enduring One (April 20 - May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings that are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI - The Chatterbox (May 21 - June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable But needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Like change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER - The Protector (June 21 - July 22)
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22)
Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy.. Like to help Others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leos. Attractive.

VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to.Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA - The Harmonizer (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO - The Intense One (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

p/s: Believe it or not it's you to judge.

After 7 Months

2008-10-20T23:27:00.010+08:00

Finally, my pc connected to the net thanks to my wifi adapter that i bought about almost 4 years ago. During that period, if i'm not mistaken the Intel Centrino made it appearance in our country digital world. New notebooks equipped with "these technologies should deliver better performance, longer battery life and broad wireless network interoperability" as claimed by Intel.

Therefore, our sweet tech geeks around the country rushed up to get it and satisfied the "geek-needs". Unfortunately, 1 of my neighbors is 1 of them and he told (bragged to) me and aniq about his wireless network home system which was like the coolest thing ever at that time. Me? New notebook? Nahh..I don't like notebook at that time because of the limitation to be upgrade and obviously the main factor was the cost! Unaffordable (for me). Darned! But still, i can afford a wireless adapter.Yea!

So, i bought Prolink's USB Wireless Adapter for RM250. Plugged-in > installed the driver > searched for networks > founded 1 unsecured network > connected baby!!

Since from that day, i never used my own streamyx and cut the service few month later because the geek is a pure-hearted person and always giving donation to the poor, he never close the network, it always there for me. Except for a certain time, mostly because of bad weather or they're out of town for a few day. Else, it's me the evil wireless network-sucking parasite. Hahaha!! (Evil laugh)

Today, i finally cracked and slipped myself in my new neighbor wireless network after pushing my luck to the max! How i did it? Even the Jewish Hungarian American magician, Harry Houdini doesn't share his master trick of all. ;p (silly comparison)

I'm not hoping this time it will be lasting like last time everlasting connection. (After all thanks to the geek i've done most of my college researches and all by using his network. Thanks a lot dude, big timed!) Just be there when the time i need it most, seems fair enough. ;)

So back to the real deal. You've read and already knew what happened to my dear pc aren't you? If not, you better be reading from the start you bloody-skipping-part-in-my-post-moron, scroll up and read!

Ok, as soon as i'm connected that was about 8pm earlier, 1st and foremost, updating the anti-virus, windows and other application that needs to be update. Then, i ran the full system scan. Done! After that, the virus scan. Done! Time for crap cleaning session and~done! Yea!! Below is the printed screen from my anti-virus statistic.

Take note that 7-month before my pc never had a single bug affection (not to brag but i really trying hard to keep it clean and clear.) It's Windows after all for god sake not the mighty Mac!

Thanks for sharing guys!!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri

2008-09-26T21:01:00.002+08:00

(pic credited to annonymous website frm google images search)

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Sempena Aidilfitri yg bakal mnjelang..FranticFinger.Blogspot.Com memohon maaf skiranya tdpt post2 yg sblum ni mnyinggung prasaan anda samada sengaja atau tidak.
- Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri -

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Something To Ponder

2008-09-25T20:59:00.000+08:00

Ah Kau is a guy who sells newspaper every morning next to your apartment,
and you are one of his daily regular customers. Before dashing off to your
office every day, you will go to his small stall and buy The Star
newspaper. Wearing a newly pressed shirt, a tie, and a pair of Clarks
shoes, you grab a copy of The Star, pay
RM1.20 and exchange smiles with Ah Kau and greet him.

'Apa macam Ah Kau ini hari? Bisnes ada baik?'

The normal greeting like you do every day. Yes, Ah Kau doesn't speak
English. He speaks Chinese and knows a little bit of Malay. He speaks a
little bit of Malay but with a very thick Chinese accent.

'Biasa saja! ini bisnes aa, kadang kadang baik, kadang kadang tada untung.'

'Biasalah hidup. Kadang kadang ok, kadang kadang tak ok.' You give Ah Kau
a pat on the back. You smile and walk away and get into your car. You
start the engine and start driving to your office, a multinational
semiconductor company located in a premier industrial area. You are a
young and promising finance executive and the future looks bright for you.

A year goes by and things look pretty good on the track. You decide to
marry your fiance and have your new wife move in to your place. Both of
you feel happy because you can save more money as the two of you will be
sharing one apartment and can live as one.

Ah Kau is still selling the newspaper as usual. Sometimes in the morning
your wife gets the newspaper from Ah Kau instead of you.

A year later a child comes along, and you decide to buy and move into a
newly developed condominium just across the street. This place is bigger
so it will be perfectly fit for the 3 of you. But since both of you are
working, you decide to get a maid to take careof the household and your kid.

By this time you're offered a managerial job from another multinational;
the remuneration package offered is much better in terms of the pay,

contractual bonus, medical benefits, ESOS scheme and a few others which

make it impossible for you to decline. So you join this company happily.

You get busier. You realize that you spend less and less time with your
family. When your department is busy preparing for the next audit, your

working hours become more and more ridiculous.

Any internal issues arising in the office means you'll be
stuck in the office until 8 or 9 pm. Sometimes, during the weekend,

you'll spend your time in your office, buried under paper work

and documentation' s, instead of taking your family for a walk in the park.

One morning, on your way to get your copy of The Star, you realized that
Ah Kau is no longer in his stall. So is his rundown motorbike.

Instead, there's another young Chinese guy at the stall.

'What happen to Ah Kau?' You ask out of curiosity.

'Oh, he is still around, but he is no longer taking care of this stall as
he has opened up a new grocery shop down town. I am running this newspaper
stall for him.'

'Ok.' you smile. You feel happy for Ah Kau. At last he manages to improve his life.

Your normal life continues. A year passes by and at the end of your
company's fiscal year, you're rewarded for your effort with a 5 months bonus

pay-out by your employer. Wow. Now that is a very handsome reward.

You feel your effort has been equally compensated.

To celebrate, you decide that it's time to trade your 5-year old Proton Wira

to the latest Honda Civic model. It won't be much a problem to you

to get a loan scheme from the bank as your pay slip will provide

you an easy gateway to access financial help from any bank.

One day, the hardest reality of life hits you right on the face. The
company that you've been working for years
announces that they're moving their business to China for cost and
competitive reason and has asked you to find a job somewhere else. 'What?'

You scream out cold. 'I got a lot of liabilities on the card! Who's gonna
pay for my mortgage? My car? My credit card? My gym fees? My bills?' You
yell like there's no way out.

This is the first time you feel let down by your own employer. All your
hard work seem to go up on the smoke.
You feel sick. You now hate your company. On the way home, you stopped by
at a mamak restaurant for a cup of teh tarik while pondering about your future.

Alone.

Suddenly you saw this new, shiny BMW 3 series being parked nearby. And to
your surprise, it was Ah Kau. Yes, Ah Kau who used to sell newspapers
nearby your old apartment. 'What happened to old Ah Kau?'

You whisper to your self.

Ah Kau still recognizes you, and sits next to you, and shares his story.

To make it short, Ah Kau accumulated his money from selling newspapers
to open more stalls, one after another.

Every new stall is run by his workers so that he focused on
opening more and more stalls, which in turn gives him more and more money.
Over the years, he had accumulated enough cash to open up a new grocery
store while at the same time buying more assets to grow his wealth. And
his current wealth and success is achieved without any loan or financial
help from banks and other financial institutions.

There you go. That's the story. While Ah Kau is set to become financially
free, you're back to where you're started before. Ground zero . Even with

your degree(s) and working experience.
Before leaving, Ah Kau gives you a familiar quote,

' Biasalah hidup. Kadang kadang ok, kadang kadang tak ok.'

He gives you a pat on the back and walks away.

In reality, if you're observant enough, there are a lot of Ah Kaus out
there, that you will see every day and
every where you go. The names are different, but inside them is every
character of Ah Kau. They might be Uncle Dorai, Ah Chong, Pak Abu, Makcik
Gemuk, Pak Man nasi lemak or others.

They look to be struggling on the surface, but if you look carefully and
compare with you life, many of them are living with little or no liabilities.

They ride an old kapcai bike. They live in an old rundown house.
They don't have credit card to swipe. They wear a 10-year old shirt and
short. No new, shiny Toyota Harrier. In short, their living means are far below
than yours. But what you don't realize is that many of them
can save more money than yours, and over the years generate enough money
to expand their business, or invest in properties. Their asset columns are
much thicker than that of yours..

So the next time you see Ah Kaus, never look down on them, and never under
estimate them. Or else you're up for a harsh reality lesson.

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2008-09-09T18:04:00.003+08:00

Nicky Kournikova

Fasting

2008-09-04T11:26:00.004+08:00

LAPA~~~~~

2008 1st day of fasting

2008-09-02T02:49:00.002+08:00

haha..it was a bit tiring even though i'm done nothing.haha.
being a couch-potato without the potato da whole day long..
i'm totally lazy today..my sister asked me to tidy up da room but i rather to stay on da couch watching tv bcoz i know i'll end up sleeping instead of clean up.haha

i'll be back to kemaman dis thurs..
so b4 get back to 1 of d uncivilize part of malaysia..(
not so so r..but still..u get wut i mean right??)
i'll spend da rest of my holiday praising d beauty of modern development in kl.\
haha..i miss it so damn much..

(if giordano sell d "I Heart KL" instead of "I Heart Malaysia" i might buy it tho..it doesnt mean dat i doesnt luv Malaysia..i luv it seriously! but it just to general.)

p/s: dun be like me..dun ever judge or put rating in any of our city or district bcoz they r part of Malaysia..n we r suppose to take part in developing it.thank u!!

(sum part of me is still in da Merdeka mood.ahaha)

signing off..halla

Happy Independence Day Malaysia

2008-08-29T12:50:00.005+08:00

Salution For The Brave Ones..

We owe them for what we have today.

Negaraku..

Tanah Tumpahnya Darahku..

Rakyat Hidup..

Bersatu Dan Maju..

Rahmat Bahagia..

Tuhan Kurniakan..

Raja Kita..

Selamat Bertakhta..

Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!!!

Selamat Menyambut Hari Merdeka & Bulan Ramadhan

hoi mane pegi huh??

2008-06-09T19:05:00.002+08:00

hey guys..
sory r kt sesape yg tnye ke mane aku mnghilang tu..
aku xilang..
ade kt sni..
cume..
bz sket je..
bkn xde idea nk blogging..
tp..
mase tu yg jeles sgt ngn aku..
utk kengkwn yg xlupe msg tanye kabar tu..
thanx..
walaupn skeping msg anda hanye bharga 1 ke 30sen
aku hargai..

next week aku konvo!
aku amik cuti pjg sket..
bley r lpak2..
klu ade yg sudi dtg time aku konvo..(bkn utk kengkwn kolej..dorg dh confirm)
bwk2 r buah tgn..hehe
aite c u guys nnt ya..halla!

Visited

2008-05-17T21:58:00.005+08:00

last fri i was visited by my uncle..
i leaved my job n sat wit him at a cafe near by..

him: "hey..r u gonna stay here n just do wut u r currently doin right now?"
me: "y u ask such question?"

him: "no lah..i just wondered dat could i make other business here..sumthin dat really profitable n i'll let u run it for me.." he said n grinded
me: ....silent as my mind went up da sky n see thru kmmn as the Eye Of Sauron sees the Middle Earth in TLOTR.

him: "mm..u r a IT graduate right..y dont u open up a cyber cafe!"
me: "naahh..peeps here r not like they were in KL..market sni only for budak2 la uncle..not worth it."

him: "so, wut do u hav in mind?"
me: "another franchise myb.." (cite2 nk tinggi jek)

him: "sni mcd ktne?..kerteh je kn??"
me: "yup! n da best mcd 2 hangout is in TC."

him: "ye r..eii sni kfc a&w sume idop x?"
me: "kfc idop..24hours lg..but a&w kureng sket r uncle..u know la y.."

him: "hhmm i could try to get mcd's franchisee lisence but..
me: ala..ade but ke..

him: "..u now r mcd..ssh sket nk lpas kt malay..can u thinks of sumthin else?"
me: br je nk senyum lebar..dh tpinga-pinga blk.." urm..i'll think about it."

him: "xkisah r ape2 jenis pn..i nk u survey..if u got it,,hello me at anytime will ya?"
me: "anything?? ok!" with a smile on my face

if he's really for real to gimme such opportunity..i dun wnt anything big such as wut he's offered..i'm thinking of a place to hangout such as Asia Cafe in Subang or a futsal's court by seaside..dat would b great dun ya think??

it seems like a fantasy but if he's serious about it then..can i b da person he want me 2??? god help! i want to b success in life.

::[ Music, Love & Respect ]::
-franticfinger.blogspot.com-

2 Days Of Freedom 2008 !!!

2008-05-11T18:27:00.026+08:00

Cosmic Gate??Nope..they r the Gate KeeperAniq taking shots of the scene at the 1st gate.Aniq kelaparan..Saturday after lunch..men snooker coz xtaw nk wtpe dhpose jaguh snooker..poyo (jaguh ke jangung??)Mr.Arip..we stayed at his house 4 2 nites. thanx bro!

Camwhoring again at the entrance on saturday eve

2nd day.We arrived at 17.30 haha smagat gle..actually nk msk nk snap sum pic n vid but we'v been told by azmir's fren dat we r not allowed to bring in camera or camcoder bcoz of a lot of sons n daughters of VVIP are there n it meant for their privacy safety! i was like..wtf! so we when back to the car n leaved all the gadgets there n yes we were cursing all the way.later on we saw peeps wit cam..$%^&*!! n the event has started!

10mins later i got fed-up n told the guys i wanna get the camera. aniq handed over the car keys n i ran to get it with nas..got camera n changed frm slipper to shoes..we ran back not sprinting but just enough to kept our cool..

omg! at the gate peeps r queing like hell..all lane except the vip. (haha..i wonder y??) we waited patiently 4 our turn "utk diamik ksmpatan" by the security. i went in without any problem..there was no drug or any foreign object attached..dude..its not like any other event i'v been.totally fuckin strict! till i'v to took off my shoe .aahh bullocks! u know wut i mean?? then i waited 4 nas. "pehal la lembab lak ni??" ati kecik aku bebunyi. later on i saw nas walking towards me. his face was a lil pale n blushed so it turnout to b klaka. i asked him y? he answered "ni..dlm pouch aniq ade ubat cirit lak..tu yg wt sangkut tu. sial tul!" n i was HAHA! cian nas..confirm malu gile org rmai pndang.

at the main stage party peeps hv increased n dj vinn r groovin da crowds wit his beat. so now i'v got my cam, let see sum of da pic frm Freedom 2008 baby!!! ( sorry pic yg cecantik xle nk share ;p )

Vinnvinn warmed up sessionok..nothing's wrong wit da spotlights3 dude acting like they were coolshowing they whistle's lightits time 4 Cosmic Gate to roxx!! *clap ur hand peeps!*and they got chicks...damnthe lights n lasers showsyeeeaaahhh..!!"hey how u doin Malaysia?? do u know who we r??"she's hot!...............................she's not!Mr.Bean & Monkey ManGo baby go!!!2 chinese dude sandwiching a girlhere comes the Roboman by Cosmic Gate!the crowds cheering as they moved to da beatcrazy ass fellachillin out..cathing their breathMr.Bean wit his fanjust shoot her for real.tq

At least I got my own picture of him even though not in a good quality but it still Tiesto's baby!!

No Title

2008-04-26T21:33:00.003+08:00

tired of workin with ur PC?
then..
u need a cup of COFFEE & a MAC!

::[ Music, Love & Respect ]::
-franticfinger.blogspot.com-

Iron Man The Movie

2008-04-21T15:07:00.003+08:00

ROFL! dumbass

Iron Man The Movie Preview

::[ Movie, Music, Love & Respect ]::
-franticfinger.blogspot.com-

Friday I'm In Love

2008-04-18T20:24:00.006+08:00

da first friday dat i really feels like i'm havin a weekend break! pheeww..at last after 1 month i'v been here next to da sea..i'v finally feel it, touch it..but not swimming or surfin yet..mm just hang around n bitchin at da beach..played wit da black-wet-sand n wet my short a lil..haha dun get me wrong aite ;p not much to do there except enjoyin my double cheez n da delicious cornetto sundea and add-on ocean breeze on top of it ;) calming i could say..yes i'm a town boy..never been so close wit da ocean it feels different when u can see seas every day..there's a big culture shocked sticker on my forehead..haha gosh..signing off~halla!

( currently waiting 4 my oceanic view doubled-storey terrace's cf..eii kapez klu ko nk sewa or bli umh lg satu tu yg jiran ngan awek cute tu ko amik r..aku tamo dh..umh 2nd-hand..pe brg..hehe )

ps: there'd sum1 asked me..am i gonna settled down here in kemaman?..hmm..i might b (its only 3 hours away from kl la aiyoo..)

2 Days Of Freedom - Ticket Now Available!!

2008-04-01T20:11:00.003+08:00

I Want My Ticket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

follow da link 2 da raver paradise. tq

Far From Home

2008-03-23T20:47:00.004+08:00

hey..i'm currently in Cherating n workin in Kemaman. i miss home..i miss EPL..i miss my hommies..i miss my cute lil dbab..i miss my mumu..i'm missing all da fun in KL. but i surely will b back home n chillin' wit u guys! take care..i'm not gonna b on9 as usual as i'm in kl. but as soon as my crib ready.STREAMYX gonna hav a new client in town n dat person gonna utilized it to da max!! so for those who really know me..i miss u guys.nuff said.sob2

*currently in office but since d ownership of da ******** not changed to ours yet so..i dun wanna mess up da deal.

signing off.halla!

Catholic paper files writ of summons

2008-02-24T08:53:00.002+08:00

Thursday December 27, 2007

PETALING JAYA: The publisher of Herald - The Catholic Weekly has filed a writ of summons and a statement of claim in the Kuala Lumpur High Court to seek appropriate declarations of the use of the word "Allah".

The publisher said in a statement released Thursday that the Internal Security Ministry had issued a series of directives to the publisher to cease the use of the word "Allah" in the weekly.

The publisher also said that if they failed to do so, the publication’s permit would either be suspended or revoked.

“We have decided to have our legal position to use the word determined by the courts,” the statement said.

The weekly’s editor Reverend Father Lawrence Andrew said that the writ was filed on Dec 5.

The 13-year-old paper, which carries reports about the Catholic community in English, Malay, Tamil and Chinese, has a circulation of 12,000 for its members.

- i know the article is old..but sumthin 4 sumthin like dis..as a muslim u guys should know about dis fact.tq

Tiesto Gonna Rock Malaysia Once Again!!

2008-02-21T20:37:00.010+08:00

hey u party peeps..get ur monkey suit n ready 2 apply leave coz tiesto gonna perform live in Malaysia once again for 2 crazy nite! i could say. i dont know how da fuck is the location will be but its in Pd (port dickson). there'll b other fantastic DJ's perform as well!! Its kinda feels great to know big event like dis earlier than others right??LOL. ok only for my beloved readers..i represent to u ;

Tiësto’s Elements of Life World Tour

Hosted By : 2 Days Off, Port Dickson
Type : Rave Party
Where : Admiral Marina, Port Dickson, Malaysia
When : May 09-11, 2008

Starting from Friday, 9th at 9.00 pm -> Sunday, 11th at 12.00am

Other Description

2 hell of a nite!

other DJ's

Ferry Corsten (1st nite)

Cosmic Gate (2nd nite)

other djs, ticket prices n where to get are to be confirmed. stay tuned or bookmarked FranticFinger for more updates!!

Jin Kurus..

2008-02-20T12:30:00.003+08:00

Seperti kita tahu, jeans atau denim sememangnya sudah serasi dengan trend fesyen sejak dulu lagi. Tidak kira lelaki mahupun wanita pastinya memiliki jeans atau denim di dalam almari pakaian mereka. Kemunculan pelbagai rekaan dan potongan jeans sejak dulu memberi peluang kepada pencinta fesyen memilikinya mengikut citarasa tersendiri.

Melangkah ke tahun baru, pasti ramai di antara kita cuba mencari imej baru dan mengikut trend fesyen terkini. Ini termasuk juga pilihan pemakaian jeans. Sebagai contoh trend pemakaian jean ketat atau skinny jeans. Trend seluar jeans yang popular sekitar era 80an ini kembali menular sejak beberapa tahun lalu, dan tahun 2008 trend ini dijangka semakin ‘hot’.

Adakah sesuai dengan anda?
Sesetengah lelaki amat meminati trend pemakaian skinny jeans. Ada yang terikut-ikut dengan stail pemuzik rock dan selebriti kegemaran. Manakala majalah fesyen dan selebriti di televisyen turut mempengaruhinya. Namun ada juga yang tidak dapat menerima trend skinny jeans. Memang benar! Pemakaian skinny jeans akan kelihatan hebat dan menarik apabila anda tahu cara memakainya. Paling penting adalah kesesuaiannya dengan saiz tubuh.

Kebanyakan mereka yang memakai skinny jeans memilih jenis yang flat atau plane, tetapi tidak semua orang sesuai memakainya. Mengapa? Bagi mereka yang bertubuh pendek atau melengkung misalnya, skinny jeans sememangnya tidak sesuai. Ia akan membuatkan anda kelihatan lebih pendek. Pemakaian skinny jeans kelihatan menarik dan hebat pada mereka yang bertubuh kurus dan tinggi. Sekiranya anda bertubuh tinggi dan kurus, pilihlah untuk memakai skinny jeans dan pilih yang jenis flat kerana ia tidak menampakkan tubuh menjadi rendah atau membuatkan anda kelihatan stocky.

Ingat! Tidak semua trend fesyen kelihatan hebat pada semua orang. Walaupun skinny jeans semakin ‘hot’ sekarang, ini tidak bermakna ada perlu memakainya. Sekiranya ia tidak sesuai dengan anda, tiada guna memakainya jika anda berasa tidak selesa.

Tip Pemakaian dan Pemilihan Skinny Jeans

Skinny jeans tidak sesuai dengan lelaki bertubuh pendek dan berpinggul besar. Apa kata bertukar kepada jean straight-cutboot-cut.
Ramai remaja lelaki memakai skinny jeans dengan seluar boxer. Seluar jeans dilondehkan sedikit supaya menampakkan boxer tersebut. Nampak cool! tapi ia tidak begitu selesa apabila seluar jeans ketat.
Penampilan anda lebih bergaya apabila mengenakan skinny jeans dengan kasut atau boot berhujung tirus.
Untuk stail smart casual, padankan skinny jeans anda dengan jaket atau blazer dan kemeja. Pastikan seluar jeansindigo, kelabu gelap dan biru tua. Ia akan mencipta silhouette dan mengurangkan saiz pada bahagian bawah tubuh yang terlihat besar.

berwarna gelap seperti
Kunci untuk memilih skinny jeans yang sesuai adalah dengan mencuba beberapa skinny jeans sehingga anda menemui yang sesuai.

*i surely not gonna wear dis type of jeans ;p

TaTaTaTaT

2008-02-11T17:45:00.000+08:00

tat..
tat..
tat..
lim tat mkn kuih tat..
mkn dkt2..
cpt2..
pastu lyn lepat..
smbil mlipat..
ske no 4..
xske kne sbat..
xd akak angkt..
xble jd pnebat..
pning2 lalat..
mkn la ubat..
prangai ko jahat..
cm kulat..
slalu dtg lewat..
smbil mlompat2..
ko mmg trencat!

wallet ilang

2008-01-31T04:28:00.000+08:00

1. denda matric card = rm 30 (nk kne amik gambar berukuran passport lg..)
2. denda mykad = rm 110
3. kad atm = xtaw (xsmpt g bank lg)
4. touch & go = kne bli br
5. member's card kedai2 baju = request br (mintak2 r point ade lg)
6. cash money = ??? (br 1 hari withdraw..agak2 bp?)
7. credit card = xde ;p
8. etc

conclusion = ape ayat2 mencarut or maki hamun korg bole pikir? (sume aku dh sebut kot)

dh la nk final..lg semak otak aku yg dh bsemak nih..aduu la ;(

Kelabu >>> GRAY

2008-01-26T22:13:00.000+08:00

Mule brmain musix ketika dibangku sekolah lagi. Masing-masing mempunyai minat yang same dalam musix. Asalnye name band ini adalah buttsmange.dmane antare hero-heronya adalah aizat,tajul dan ajoy,kerap menghabiskan duit sekolah untuk jamm di studio yang berdekatan dengan umah(Double Neck,KC Donald,Metastudio....etc).

Kemudian melengkapkan band ni.Selepas itu bekas gitar kedua kami iaitu En. Shafique , tapi atas komitmen lain dia tak dapat terus bermain musix bersama kami. Kemudia datang la si batak yg brnama botax. Sama-sama bermain musix dan BUTTSMANGE pernah menyertai bebrape battle.Kemudian muncul hero yang seterusnye iaitu dashriq.Dipaksa & dibuli untuk menyanyi didalam band ni , dan lengkaplah band ini pada ketika itu.Tetapi selepas tamat sekolah, band ini terpaksa akur untuk berhenti seketika untuk bermain musix.Kerana masing-masing telah menerima tawaran untuk melanjutkan pelajaran.

Maka band ini terpaksa diberhentikan di saat band ini mule mendapat beberapa jemputan.kenangan lama tu.haha. Selepas masing-masing telah abis menamatkan pelajaran.Kami semua nekad untuk kembali bermain musix dan menubuhkan kembali band.Dan telah menukarnya kepada GRAY..maka pada saat ini terbentuklah GRAY.dengan kembalinya hero-hero nya, iaitu ajoi,aizat,botax,tajul dan dashriq Mengharapkan kamu semua dapat enjoy dengan musix yang kami mainkan.sekian.hmm.n tq menyokong band ni.

http://amp.channelv.com/graymusix

http://myspace.com/greymusix

antara lagu2 dorg yg menghangatkn halwa telinga peminat..

1. hati mati
2. girang
3. penggodam
4. kau telah pergi

+++ dorg nie kengkwn aku ;)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

2008-01-18T20:47:00.000+08:00

ape makna kawan??

1)kawan tu bkn cm men FUTSAL. Mula-mula kejar..dah dapat sepak..
2)kawan tu bkn cm men SKATE. Mula-mula gosok..lepas tu pijak..
3)kawan tu bkn cm men RAGBI. Mula-mula tangkap.. dah dapat tendang..
4)kawan tu bkn cm PAMPERS.. dah pakai, buang..
5)kawan tu bkn cm BARANG KEMAS. Waktu baru beli pakai. Dah sengkek gadai.
6)kawan tu bkn cm PELANGI. Hari cerah takde..hujan gerimis baru muncul..
7)kawan tu bkn cm KERETA. Rosak skit,jual.. ambik kereta baru..
8)kawan tu bkn cm CHIPSMORE.. skejap ade skjp tak..
9)kawan tu bkn cm BANK. Bila dah takde duit, pegi katsana ambik.
10)lagi.....kawan tu cm ape ye???? Haa..kawan tu mcm KORG r. .. bila aku post new blog, korg akan baca blog ni dgn teliti sampai habis.

Kawan yg sejati adalah seorang kawan yang dapat diajak duduk dan berbincang tentang pelbagai perkara. Yang penting, seorang kawan akan sentiasa menghadiahkan senyuman kpd kawan-kawannya.. :)

Wireless City : Kuala Lumpur

2007-12-18T13:02:00.000+08:00

Gempak!!!
kl bakal jd bandar wireless beb! wireless 4 FREE!!
dlm umh ble on9..kt dapur ble on9..kt toilet ble on9..kt reban ayam pn ble on9 gak.
berita ni aku bace dlm kosmo 18 dec 2007..
nk tau cerita ngn lebih detail g r cr kosmo smlm ;D

.:: MOCCA ::.

2007-12-17T19:20:00.000+08:00

yup..arini ade r sorg member yakni Wan Aizat ( www.myspace.com/bobbyzat ) dh knalkn gue sama 1 band indo..

cerita band nie bmula dgn 2 bestfren - Arina & Riko
dorg 2 start men muzik kt kolej dorg..
kira2 stahun gak r dorg men lagu band2 len..
pastu dorg rase cam nk wat lagu sndiri n cari band members len..

dr Waltz & Bossanova --> 70's Disco & Rock --> sume lagu dorg tulis dlm english..
stiap lagu blainan rentak mngikut mood si Arina yg dulu pkai braces ;p
slalunye time dorg perfom live..ade 6 pmuzik len yg backup show dorg mjadikn show mereka lebih caya!

utk keterangan lanjut..

www.mymocca.com

so sape yg rase2 nk tuka halwa tlinga layan jazz-teen style..ble r g donlod lelagu dorg ni..
album dorg rase2nye xsmpai lg kt m'sia..

aku suke bangat sama lagu2 band nie..
mmg best klu dgr time tensyen n time nk tdo.
ahaha..

tabik spring kt mocca!

Birthday Wishes

2007-12-15T01:42:00.000+08:00

A warm "hey" to all my fellowship, ghost reader n passer..

2day, me, myself turn 22..
as 1 of my fellow Myspace fren said earlier..
"haha. zaman kegemilangan remaja dah berlalu. before you know it you'll be getting grey hair, wrinkles, back pain. omg horrible! haha. well good luck surviving those symptom!"
aahaha..
but 4 guys i rase xksh kowt..
coz zmn skang nie..gadis2 rmai yg cr laki bruban..ahahaha

bday oh bday..

aku nk say thanx 2 all yg call, msg, mms, vidcall, e-mail n others yg bg bday wishes kt aku..

"Thanx Guys! Really Appreciate it."

mmm..
xd ape pn bday ni..
xd pn tumbuh kaki lg 1 atau tumbuh kepak atau dpt super power!!
growing up normally..as usual
4 now r..bgun pg sok xtaw ape jd ;p

tahun ni xd wt ape pn..party, jamuan mkn or kenduri doa slamat = TIADA!
yg ade..mlm bday nie..i mean now as i wrote this..
aku kt kdai mamak..kari kepala otak.
saje lpk ngn kengkwn..
trase r cm aku lahir kt dunia ni ade org kt keliling aku ;p

bday gift???

"nie aku br bank-in duit kt ko..nk bli present aku xtaw nk bg ape.."
petikan dari ayat akak aku yg call pepagi time aku tgah tdo lg.
kire ok r tu..ble r shopping sket!

"aaahh..nk bg hadiah kt ko..ko dh besa xyh hadiah2 nih!" - ayat kengkwn yg terencat

"ey nnt r kte kua celebr8 bday u!" - janji2 manis virtual fren

"nnt i blikn u shoes or jam k dear.." - miss A

"bday?? yg ke brape??" - my dad

haish..mcm2..

aku pn xmintak ape pn..
bday nie mnakutkn aku lg ade r..
ye r..aku ade gak plan timeline life aku..
n as 4 now..owh..miss target! ahahaha..
myb sbb aku wt time skola mnengah kot..
men tulis je ape aku nk..

tp pepehal pn lucky 4 me coz xkne blk telur tmbelang. *smile*

dats all 4 now..
nk lpk senda gurau ngn bebdk ni lak.
signing off. halla~

Tpakse..Aku xrela sbenanye..

2007-12-13T16:27:00.000+08:00

mmm..sblom2 nie aku ingat jek password hotspot si yus..pehal tah arini tetibe je lupe..
sial tul..
sbbkn urgent matter n aku pn dh kt luar kawasan wireless percuma..
aku tpakse r trun lpak kt starfuck semata-mata gelap utk menjejakkn kaki ke alam maya..
hmm..
drpd aku g bli tpup hotspot 5 hengget utk 1 hari bek aku pekena kopi jantan kt starfuck nie..
puas gak halwa tekak aku..

hari ni aku jmpe bdk umh aku yg dh lame aku xlpk ngn dia..
amir name makhluk nih..
aku sbenanye xsure mane dtg name amir nih..
mengikut ic name mamat nih Taufiq..
tp time memule dia dpt ic time form 1 dlu..
JPN pnye pekerja yg malas dh mistype name dia jd Taugig..
kahkahkhah..br seminit dia blagak knon2 dh besa coz dh ade ic..
xpsl2 kne gelak btubi-tubi coz name dh cm taugeh..
xpakse r dia mnahan tahap kemaluan yg teramat sgt smpe r ic br dia kua.

k abis cerita aku jmpe si taugig nih..coz aku dh xsabar nk cite benda len..

drpd lrt aku asyik bsenkang mate (bak kate Mat yg spatutnye btentang mate..ape bodo r ko ni Mat) ngn awek2 cun..perg..sume bkn sbrg cun..sume tu ble wat nasfu berahi seorg lelaki ataupn seeko badak sumbu trangsang dgn rapi..ahaha
serius..cun leleh beb..(drooling)..tp tu r..xkesmpaian utk aku pkenalkn diri..
so aku pn bdiri r dgn tekun cm time perhimpunan skolah rendah smbil kontrol ensem..
smpe kt kl central..

aku jmpe plak 1 group bdk skola indon..
lalu je kt sbelah dorg aku rase cm kt dlm drama sinetron..
3 gadis 2 malaun..
2 gadis lawa..cute..riang..sbijik cm siska! bwg merah..sorg lg tu kire nmpak baik2 pkai spek..kire bwg putih r tu..
sorg lg............hampeh..skali bwg besar daaa..
tp best tgk gelagat dorg behibur xkeruan kt dpn entrance komuter wt aku rase cm nk join skali ;p (xsdar diri pnye makhluk!)
anyway 1 pkataan yg aku smpat curi2 dgr dr bebdk tu yg wt aku hepi xpsl-psl..
"daaa~"
manis sungguh bunyi yg kua dr mulut si bwg merah.

mmm..now i end up kt starfuck..
sangap sial! bebdk nih time aku dtg r dorg nk ponteng klas!
mmm..niat d hati td nk antar keje kt supervisor..
check2 blk byk salah r plak..cancel~
dr kne maki hamun xtentu frekuensi..bek aku btulkn dlu.
mm..projek nie really2 make my life fuckin miserable!
dh dkat 2 weeks..aku tdo 2jam je plh lame.
aaaaaahhhhh aku rindukan tidur yg nyenyak.

nie dh lpak sni kne caffeine bkati-kati..xtdo lg r mlm nih
aiyoo~

k till next time..
signing off! daaa~

Pizza Hut Prank Call : Malaysian Style!!

2007-12-13T03:43:00.001+08:00

You Better Click The Play Button If U Really Need Something Hilarious To LOL About!!

Cerita Sedih..jgn nangis klu bace

2007-12-11T13:19:00.000+08:00

Mak.....
Terlalu bosan rasanya duduk membilang hari.....
Dah hampir sepuluh bulan mak pergi,
Rasanya baru semalam mak peluk kiter kan
sejuk syahdu masih terasa lagi nih....

Mak tau tak.....
itu lah pertama kali mak peluk anak mak yang nakal ni sejak kiter dewasa.....
dan itu juga terakhir kali nya.
Emmmm...rupanya mak dah tau mak nak pergi jauh.....
nak tinggal kan anak2 mak..... nak tinggal kan dunia fana ni.....
mak macam dan sedia.....
Seminggu sebelum tu.....mak dah menganyam tikar mengkuang 3 helai.....
Akak kata sampai ke pagi mak anyam tikar tuu.....
tanpa rasa mengantuk, tanpa rasa letih..... kakak pun rasa hairan.....
mak tak penah buat gitu..... pastu mak pasang radio kecil di sebelah mak.....
tapi mak seolah2 tak sedar bahawa rancangan radio tu siaran diam .....
kengkadang siaran indonesia ...mak terus tekun menganyam...
Rupanya tikar yang telah mak siapkan tu di gunakan untuk mengiringi
mak ke kuburan...
Pastu mak sapu sampah sekeliling rumah bersih2....
pastu mak jemur karpet-karpet. ..
pastu mak ubahkan sofa ke tempat lain..mak biarkan ruang tu kosong..
rupanya kat situ jenazah mak diletakkan..
paling menarik sekali mak bgtau kat maner sume duit dan barang kemas
mak..
ada kat dalam almari.....
ada kat dalam dalam beg.....
ada dalam ASB.....
ada kat dalam Tabung Haji..
mak cakap tak berapa cukup lagi....
ada kat dalam gulung tikar.....
masa tu mak perasan takk..??
kiter gelak sakan bila mak bgtau duit dalam gulung tikar...kiter
kata mak ni memang pesenn lama laaa...
mak cuma gelak jer...
eeemmm..bahagiaa nya saat ituu..

Mak.....
Hari tu hari sabtu 18/08/1999 pukul 3 petang mak tiba2 s akit perut.....
bila malam tu kiter sampai dari KL.....mak dah dalam kesakitan.
Akak dan abang kat kampong semua dah pujuk.....
mak tetap takmau pi hospital.... .
dan cuma tinggal giliran kiter sahaja yang belum pujuk...
Mak kata mak takmau duduk dalam hospital.... .
tapi kiter berkeras juga pujukk..
nanti di hospital ada doktor...ada ubat untuk mak..
kat rumah kami hanya mampu sapu minyak dan urut jer..
Mak tetap tak bersetuju... ..mak memang degil...
tak salah, anak mak yang ni pon mengikut perangai mak tu..
Tapi akhirnya bila melihat keadaan mak makin teruk....
mak sakit perut sampai nak sentuh perut mak pon sakit kami adik
beradik sepakat hantar juga mak ke hospital.... .

Mak.....
amponkan kami semua...
kami nak mak sehat...
kami sayang mak...
kami tak mau mak sakit...
kami terpaksa juga hantar mak ke hospital....
ampon kan kami yer mak....

Mak.....
Malam itu abang bawa mak k e hospital dan itu lah pertama dan
terakhir kali mak naik kereta kiter...
Masih terbayang betapa ceria dan gembiranya mak, kiter kata nak beli kereta....
Mak asyik tanya ajer..cukup ker duitt..
kiter jawab pula...kalau tak cukup, mak kan banyak duit... mak gelak ajerr.....
Lepas tu bila kereta kiter sampai.....mak buat kenduri kesyukuran.. ...
Dan kiter masih ingat lagi...bila kiter eksiden terlanggar kelinn naik motor.....
Punya la kiter takut...kiter warning kakak kiter jangan sesekali bgtau kat
mak.....
Bila balik sahaja kampong....kiter cepat-cepat simpan keta dalam garaj.....
Tapi mak perasan juga bumper depan kemek...mak tanya kenapa...?
Selamba jerr kiter jawab terlangar pokok bunga.....
Mak....tujuan kiter menipu tu supaya mak tak risau...
Maafkan kiter kerana sampai mak pergi mak tak tau hal sebenar...
mak, kiter menipu mak kan ...ampon kan kiter....

Mak.....
Jam 4.30 pa gi 19/08 /2006
Bila tiba aja kat hospital.... nurse tengah balut mak dengan kain putih.....
mak mesti nampak kiter jatuh terduduk di lantai hospital...
Mesti mak nampak abang cium dahi mak.....
Mesti mak nampak akak baca doa untuk mak....
Mesti mak nampak adik terduduk kat kerusi kat sudut itu...
mesti mak nampak semua tu kann...kann. .kannn

Mak tau tak....
Pagi tu balik dari hospital jam 5.20 pagi kiter mamandu dalam keadaan separuh sedar...
Adik kat sebelah diam melayan perasann...
Kenangan bersama mak berputar dalam kepala ini...
jalan di depan terasa makin kelam.....
airmata dah tak mampu di tahan....
Masa tu seandainya apa-apa terjadi di jalan itu kiter rela...
Namun alhamdulillah akhirnya kiter sampai juga...
di sebab kan pagi masih awal, jadi jalan tu lenggang..kosong. ...sekosong hati ini.....
Sepanjang perjalanan terasa kedinginan subuh itu lain benar
suasananya.. ... terasa syahdu dan s ayu gitu...dinginnnn. ...

Mak.....
Kiter masih ingat lagi...
Kiter baca AlQuran kat tepi mak temankan mak...
Jam 11.00 pagi mak di mandi kan ....
Anak2 mak yang pangku masa mak mandi....
Mak mesti rasa betapa lembut nya kami mengosok seluruh tubuh mak.....
Kiter gosok kaki mak perlahan lahan.....
Mak perasan tak...?
Makcik yang mandikan mak tu pujuk kiter.....
Dia kata..." dikk...jangan nangis...kalau sayang mak jangan buat
gitu...jangan nangis ya.."
Bila makcik tu kata gitu...
lagi laaaa laju airmata ni..tapi kiter kawal supaya tak menitik atas mak....

Mak.....
Sampai takat ini surat ni kiter tulis..... kiter nangis ni.....
Ni kat dlm bilik...baru pukul 4.00 pagi.... Takder orang yang bangun lagi.....
kiter dengar nasyid tajuk "anak soleh" kiter sedih...kiter rindu kat mak..!
Takpa la.....nanti bila kita selesai sembanyang subuh, kiter baca yassin untuk mak...
mak tunggu ya...!

Mak..
Sebelum muka mak di tutup buat selamanya... .
Semua anak2 mak mengelilingi mak...menatap wajah mak buat kali terakhir....
Semua orang kata mak seolah2 senyum aja...
Mak rasa tak....masa tu kiter sentuh dahi mak....
kiter rasa sejukkkk sangat dahi makk.....
Kiter tak mampu nak cium mak...kiter tak daya....
kiter tuliskan kalimah tauhid kat dahi mak dengan air mawar...
Airmata kiter tak boleh tahan....
Mak mesti ingat kan yang anak mak ni jadi imam solat jenazah untuk mak...
tapi kite suruh tok imam bacakan doa sebab kite sebak....
Jam 12 tengahari mak diusung keluar dari rumah....
Akak pula dah terkulai dlm pelukan makcik...
badan akak terasa panas...
makk...anak mak yang seorang tu demam....
Mak tauu...cuma akak sorang saja anak mak yang tak mengiringi mak ke tanah perkuburan.. .

Mak.....
Hari2 ku lalui tanpa kewujudan mak lagi...
Begitu terasa kehilangan mak...boleh kata setiap malam selepas
maghrib anak mak ini berendam airmata...
Dan sampai satu tahap....masa tu malam jumaat selepas maghrib...
Selepas kiter baca yassin ngan kawan-kawan. ...
entah kenapa biler kat bilik kiter keluarkan gambar2 mak pastu apa lagi...
semakin kiter tenung terasa semakin sayu...tangisan tak dapat dibendung...
Mak tauu...kiter cuba bertahan... memujuk diri sendiri tapi tak juga reda...
Kiter rasa nak telefon mak... nak cakap dengan mak....
anak mak yang ni dah tak betul kan ..????
Dan akhirnya dalam sedu sedan itu kiter telefon kampong...
Kiter cakap dengan kakak..kiter nangis lagi... Puas la kakak memujuk kiter...
Akak kata..." tak baik laa nangis aje..doa lah untuk mak..nanti kalau
gini ajer mak yang susah kat sana .."
Dan akhirnya akak juga nangis..... Agaknya mak nampak adegan tu...
sebab malam jumaat kata orang roh balik rumahh... mengharap sedekah da ri anak2 nya...
Mak tau tak...di saat itu kerinduan terasa menusuk sehingga ke hulu hati...
rasa nyilu sangat.... menusuk-nusuk sehingga terasa begitu sakit dalam dada ni....
Sampai sekarang bila kerinduan itu menjelma...hanya sedekah al-fatihah kiter berikan.....

Mak....
cukup la sampai sini dulu....
kawan kiter dah ketuk pintu bilik tu.... kejap lagi kami nak pergi solat subuh kat masjid...
selalunya, kiter yang bawak mak naik motor kan ...
kali ni kiter jalan kaki dengan kawan pulak... esok kiter ingat nak tulis surat kat ayah pula....
Mula2 kiter tak tau nak hantar mana surat nih...
pastu kawan kiter bgtau...simpan je buat kenangan..
Kiter cuma tau alamat ni aje... Takper yer mak...kiter kasi orang lain baca...
Kiter stop dulu...sebab kawan kiter dah lama tunggu tu...
akhir kata untuk mak, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH dan jutaan terima kasih
kerana membesarkan kiter... memberi seluruh kasih sayang dari kecil sampai masuk sekolah.. sampai masuk unibesiti..
sampai kiter boleh rase naik kapal terbang... boleh rasa duduk kat negara orang...
sampai akhir hayat ini jasa mak tak akan mampu kiter balas..

Sekian terima kasih.
Yang Benar
Anak mak yang dah tak degil

Job Application Letter

2007-12-11T13:08:00.000+08:00

Mohd Kamal Bin Abdul Ghafar
5 Jalan 3/4, TamanBukit Indah
68000 Ampang Selangor.
(Rumah pakcik saya)

Tuan Pengurus Besar Kanan
MalaysiaAirlines System 21 Sep 2005

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Tuan,

Memohon Pekerjaan di Malaysia Airlines System.

Sehubungan dengan perkara diatas, saya Mohd Kamal Bin Abdul Ghafar no k/p 831021-10-5889 mahu memohon untuk bekerja disyarikat tuan dalam bidang teknikal. Ini kerana saya sangat berminat & bersungguh2 sampai tak boleh tido malam mengingatkan pekerjaan dalam dalam bidang ini. Walaupun begitu saye mengaku sebab saye mintak kerja disini kerana Saya juga adalah seorang petani anggur. Disebabkan begitu pihak tuan kenalah ambil saya bekerja disini.

1. Pihak tuan perlu tahu juga bahawasanya bapa saya iaitu ABD GHAFAR adalah seorang ahli KWSP. Jika pihak tuan tidak mengambil saya bekerja saya serta merta akan menyuruh bapa saya membekukan pengeluaran KWSP pihak tuan masa tua nanti. Jika pihak tuan tak nak susah baiklah ambil saya bekerja disini. Itu saja keotaian saya.

2. Untuk pengetahuan pihak tuan, disini saya akan tampilkan kelayakan akademik dan pengalaman kerja saya sebelum ini kepada tuan.

3. Akademik Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia Vokasional 1999-2000

Matapelajaran : (gred)

Bahasa Malaysia 6D
Bahasa Inggeris 6D
Sains 7E
Matematik 6D
Pendidikan Islam 5C
Sejarah 7E
Lukisan geometri 7E
Teknologi air-condition 6D
Kerja bengkel 3B
Sijil Kemahiran Malaysia 2001-2002 (MLVK)
Sijil Kejuruteraan Automotive (Tahap 1&2) dari Institut latihan
Perindustrian Kementerian Sumber Manusia Malaysia...

4. Pengalaman kerja
-Pembantu mekanik kereta di Yusuf Workshop, Ipoh, Perak
-Pembantu mekanik kereta di Dunlop Servitekar di Leboh Ampang, Kuala Lumpur(kedai gemok) p/s (alignment kat situ tipu)
-Staff pejabat di Gesundheit Worldwide di Semabok, Melaka. (pusat serenti)

5. Hanya ini sahaja dapat saya tampilkan kepada pihak tuan. Diharap dengan kelayakan yang saya ada, permohonan saya untuk bekerja disyarikat tuan dapat dipertimbangkan oleh tuan. Dan saya berasa gembira & seronok & akan belanja satu MAS makan sekiranya diterima bekerja di syarikat tuan dan saya berjanji akan bekerja dengan bersungguh-sungguh disamping bangun awal dan datang kerja awal. Saya tak tipu nie. Walaupun saya pernah ponteng skolah dan ditangkap beberapa kali saya akan insaf juga jika saya dapat kerja ini.

Saya tidak akan hisap ganja lagi jikalau saya dapat kerja disini. Sekiranya saya didapati bersalah dalam apa2 juga kesalahan pihak tuan tidak boleh ambil tindakan yg kuat disamping menjentik jari saya sahaja. Untuk makluman tuan saya sangat kurus jikalau dirotan sekali tulang2 saya akan bersepai dan pihak tuan akan mendapat susah yang amat sangat.

Saya juga berjanji tidak akan mencuri skru2 nat2 yg lawa2.jika saya nak mencuri saya akan ambil sahaja dan masuk dalam poket seluar itu tidak dikira mencuri. Saya pun dah penat menulis segala nya bermula & berakhir dgn baik. Jika pihak tuan tidak mengambil saya bekerja hidup pihak tuan akan berakhir dengan bacaan yasin. Dah kunjungan org ramai.

Sekian terima kasih.

Yang benar,

(Mohd Kamal Bin Abdul Ghafar)

25 Jalan 3/4, TamanBukit Indah
68000 Ampang, Selangor

2008's Footwear Collection

2007-12-11T12:49:00.001+08:00

ps: jgn muntah atas keyboard

Jgn Pandang Blakang 2

2007-12-11T12:43:00.000+08:00

sedutan babak2 mnyeramkn dlm sequel filem plg seram 2007, Jgn Pdg Blakang yg akan mnghantui pawagam2 M'sia awal 2008.

jgn scroll bwh

Jom Racing..

2007-12-11T12:35:00.000+08:00

Sivaji org M'sia???

2007-12-11T12:15:00.000+08:00

sial btul r dorg nie..ade2 jek..haha

Proton wt kete khas utk PM??

2007-12-11T12:03:00.000+08:00

Hadiah dari Proton utk PM Malaysia yg ke-5

tahap kesahihan post nie aku pn xbp nk sure..tp nmpk gaye cm real jek =|

Betrayal : Pee Legged Fucka

2007-09-07T02:47:00.000+08:00

ini kisah seorg pujangga bergelar "brother" r khabarnya skang nih tgh sibok menjaja cerita..(lom pn jauh cerita ko smpe..dh smpe kt aku..)

so aku pn wat rumusan dan rangkuman cerita..silakan..teruskan membaca ttg kisahnya yg xseberapa..maafkn aku andai tkasar kata atau mnyampai 1 kisah duka tp..ini lah realitinya..

- eii fucka..u'v been betrayed by ur own fuckin brother r..n even ur big bro yg talk utk ko dlu..skang nih..ooo..skang nie ko plak r nk wt gempak..xpe2..

- so..u'v been betrayed once..(xtau r dh bp kali tp aku kire skali je r) ko ptt dh rase dwoh..u know how's it hurts to been betrayed..respect r sket..dlu ko ckp time nk amik watikah tue berharga r ape r..xnk tgk..nk suprise knon..eii bdo..klu ko rase watikah tue 1 penghargaan buat ko sbg seorg abg yg "bkaliber"..ko xwat mende bdo nih..

-ko kate bebdk ko gempak??sume tu bdk bdo yg xskola cm ko..sume bangang!

- eii..u aspect dat this thing called "kongsi"(kononnye) ble gerenti ko sukses dlm idop ke?ble idupkn blk bapak ko ke??bloody idiot..tu r..dlu org suh skola xnk..org suh smbung blaja xnk..skang nie dok mkn hutang kt kedai beger...tah pas brape tahun br nk bayar aku pn xtau..

- encik..klu encik stakat ejen unit trust yg fail tah bpe kali exam n still xpass2 lg till now..xyah cite besa r ngn aku knon nk pkai kete nissan 350z..pundek r

- encik..aritu encik cagarkan hp encik sbg cagaran sbb XMAMPU NK BYR HUTANG KT KTORG..nape aku dgr ade cite knon nye ktorg sita hp tue??eii..xsmpe 5 minit ko dh hulur hp tue tau..ingat blk bebetul..ktorg mintak duit hutang..ko yg bg hp..ape cite nie beb??(dis is 1 of da reason y i named u as pee legged fucka in da 1st place)

- stakat cr ally ngn bebdk ktorg gak watpe??cr r ally br bdo..

- bebdk ko bdo cm ko gak ble r ko "lead" (knon nyer r) sume tue xskola cm ko gak ble r..ish2..respek gle r kt ko coz ramai bdk2 sakai nk folo ko..

- kcoh coz dlu ade 1 insiden..si bdo nie ckp nk repeat..g r repeat bdo..stakat CERITA je watpe..

- g gym skang..nk wat badan smpe besar lori..knon nye nk langgar "ex-big bro"..buto ko r..ko wat r bdn ko smpe besar klcc pn..u r not a match 4 him..seriously said.

- eii..xmalu ke huh..ade ke mintak nk jd abg long..haha hav a lil dignity 4 ur own self laaaaa bdo!!

- ko nie budget nk jd ho nam ke?ooo..chicken ek??pantat r..mende dorg xmkn duit adik2 dorg bdo..ko nie nk kua ngn ex-gf pn mintak duit kt adik2 n the reason is "mak aku saket r bai" padahal nk impressed minah tue r knonnye..ckp dh stable skang..dh kje kt cimb dh masyuk....here's a middle finger up ur stinkin fuckin ass!!

- eii dun try to make ally wit my fwens laa..they told me all about ur play..they know u..they closed to u..but they trusted me better dude! hey..go get a life laa..

- eii encik penyampai cerita donggeng rakyat..ko tu dh besa..dh tau xde income skang..g r cr kje..bkn lpk ngn bebdk kecik..bebdk skola..pastu cite kt dorg psl "ketabahan dan kegagahan seorang insan yg hidupnya tiap2 hari kt kedai beger"

- dh laa..encik ble hidup dlm reality? R.E.A.L.T.Y..ko pnye fantasi tu xkemane r tongoi..

- k k..nie last..aku rase korg patut tau knape si bdo nie nk sgt jd "abg longkang"..

dia rase tcabar coz ade sorg lg mamat yg klu diikutkan hirarki yg lame bwh dr dia skang nie dh jd abg long.
dia nk wat mende nie jd sumber pendapatan dia..time blom jd abg long adik2 yg nek ngn dia kne bayar RM280..klu dia dh jd nie korg rase bpe?haha pk2 r sendri..
nk sgt title...but..sape dia dmata "org tua" tue?
knon ade backup besa..ex-gf dia pnye bpk SB (klu mengikut cerita dia r) nk ke encik SB tu lyn ko??
dahagakan penghormatan org ramai..beb sape yg nk respek ko??nk bg ko krepek pn aku xnk..

- for those yg phm ttg ini coretan rasa dari lubuk sanubari ati, duka dan amarah aku..sila kemukakan komen anda!

- klu "encik pee legged fucka yg fail exam ejen unit trust 3x dan bermastautin kt kdai beger" atau bebdk dia yg bace n nk komen..sila2..klu xpuas ati ble talk..tada hal..dats it..nuff fuckin said!

p/s: klu crite nie tunggang langgang..sory r coz aku tgah emo n malas nk btulkn..haha..peace yo!